The Religion Thread

[JTA]

Turns out there is scientific evidence that Monster energy drinks are the work of the devil:

Proof:

[bannination]

Turns out there is scientific evidence that Monster energy drinks are the work of the devil:

Proof:

You and I must visit the same websites, because I am watching that right now and came over here to post it!

...When does the narwhale bacon?

[JTA]

Turns out there is scientific evidence that Monster energy drinks are the work of the devil:

Proof:

You and I must visit the same websites, because I am watching that right now and came over here to post it!

...When does the narwhale bacon?

Answer is midnight. I am slightly embarrassed that I know that but I've been browsing that site for a few years now so I ain't gonna lie, but haha yeah that's where I got that link!

/u/jta_all_day

[Mr.B]

Rusty Peepot is wrong on all accounts; however there's a measure of truth in Frame One.
In Frame 3, Norway is not the most peaceful nation; Iceland is; Norway ranks 10th. and has never been #1; and less than 30% of their population is atheist.
In Frame 4, their GDP is nowhere near the 2nd. highest, their unemployment rate is 3.7% for adults, and 8.5% for youths.
Their average pay rate is "amoung" the world's top rankings, but Norway's compulsory income tax is the world's highest at 39%, minimum 26% for food service workers. Norway also has the world's highest taxation on automobiles, tobacco, alcohol, and personal property. They do have the world's best welfare system due to the government-controlled oil reserves in the North Sea. Retirement age is a mandatory 69.
In Frame 5, Finland has the highest life expectancy, with Norway ranking at #21. In education, Norway doesn't even rank in the top 20, while Sweden is ranked as the most atheistic nation.
In Frame 5, I don't think there's going to be the same scenario as there was during the building of The Tower of Babel. (who is that guy in the black skirt?)

So, you see Banni.......this blathering attempt at ridiculing religion is a complete flop!

[Mr.B]

"We've posted many, many examples over the pages of this tangent....."

That doesn't mean that I read them......that only proves you read them.

[Mr.B]

"All run shrieking away from."

I bet you think that's the most intelligent remark you've ever come up with, don't you?

[Mr.B]

"Where did you plagiarize this from, why are you so dishonest as to not have admitted it, and how could you be so stupid as to think we wouldn't notice?"

What's it to you? I wasn't responding to you anyway, nosey.

[Mr.B]

"Where did you plagiarize this from, why are you so dishonest as to not have admitted it, and how could you be so stupid as to think we wouldn't notice?"

I get my info the same place you stupidly and dishonestly plagiarize your info from silly; you know, that thingy called the 'Internet'? .....except I don't troll the homos, drugs, the GOP, or the news links that tracks LEO's doings. What's this "we" stuff anyway? You're the only one whose life's interest is trying to make the world think you're the only one who ever lived that had any smarts; you don't see any of the others here going to such extremes to prove their superiority over others.

What you're pissing about is the fact that I took the time to look up something before posting it and you think you are the only one with those capabilities.

To be honest, I had a whole page of information on all that I posted, including the links and websites I visited. I accidently hit he 'ctrl' key instead of 'shift' and "this webpage has expired" popped up, erasing everything. I didn't feel like going back and doing it over again; I felt y'all had enough sense to figure out the abbreviated version since the figures were the same. Turns out you were too stupid to accept the facts and besides that, you were eaten up with envy!

[Mr.B]

"That sentence has no relation to Frame 5."

In Frame 5, Finland has the highest ......
In Frame 5, I don't think....
It was a typo, you condescending idiot.
Why did you place your post ahead of mine if it wasn't an attempt to prove you're a condescending ass?

[Mr.B]

" 'The computer ate my research' is a lame excuse, and stuff you'd researched and written would not have been on a webpage that could expire.
"envy"?"

I didn't say the 'computer ate my research' you ignorant dingleberry. Go back and re-read. The BRD webpage expired, not the website dummy.


Webpage has expired

I know now to use the refresh button to retrieve what I wrote; I didn't know it when I started over.......satisfied now?

(of course not)

[Mr.B]

"You screwed up many of "your" supposed "facts" and, unlike you, I provided the links and sources proving it."

In an attempt to show you are superior to anyone else here, and to prove you're nothing more than a condescending ass?
Thanks for the admission.....you've proved my accusations are true.

[Mr.B]

"I see, you're claiming that another one of us is inserting posts ahead of yours."

No, not "another one of us"; just you.

You're the Almighty One around these parts; the mod with powers to edit posts and be a condescending ass.....

[rstrong]

"I see, you're claiming that another one of us is inserting posts ahead of yours."

No, not "another one of us"; just you.

I thought you said that *I* was the one who inserted a post ahead of yours.

Dunno how I could make the forum do that. But I suspect that there's some obscure circumstance where it doesn't properly handle the time zone difference. I see all the time stamps in Central Standard Time, but they need to be stored in the server's time zone.

[Mr.B]

"So, you see Banni.......this blathering attempt at ridiculing religion is a complete flop!"

Dang! That was rstrong's post from Russell's Peepot! I'll be double-dipped in shellac! My bad, Banni. Even though you didn't whine and piss about it, I'll say I'm sorry I confused rstrong's work of art with your commonly posted silliness!

Now Vrede, see how easy that was....? Now, go off somewhere and explode!

[bannination]

"So, you see Banni.......this blathering attempt at ridiculing religion is a complete flop!"

Dang! That was rstrong's post from Russell's Peepot! I'll be double-dipped in shellac! My bad, Banni. Even though you didn't whine and piss about it, I'll say I'm sorry I confused rstrong's work of art with your commonly posted silliness!

Now Vrede, see how easy that was....? Now, go off somewhere and explode!

Well that's ok Mr. B, it was hilarious watching you fail so hard either way. I wish I had more time, I was dying to respond to that post, but alas, way too busy. Vrede stepped in and all was good :-)

[Mr.B]

You mean you're still breathing....? Dang! I flopped again.

Your "badgering" had nothing to do with it. I really hadn't paid much attention to your piss'n about the author of the post; went back to check, and lo and behold.....

[Mr.B]

" Vrede stepped in and all was good" :-)

So....what else is new...? The 'Mouth of the South' is always there to step in.....open forum and all that, you know...

[Mr.B]

"Agree or disagree with my opinions you should have learned by now that my facts are usually accurate. It would behoove you to pay attention when they're about your own flubs, especially ones that are unwarranted attacks on others."

Attacks....?

[Mr.B]

"English much?"

With a little Pig-Latin thrown in.

[Mr.B]

"...... a childish response...."

Here's "a childish response" for you : waaaa.....waaaa....waaaa Go get you a sugar-tit and everything will be all right