The Religion Thread

bannination · Unread post by **bannination** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:44 pm

Vrede wrote:
Mr.B wrote:... Score one for Banni.
The video was posted by rstrong, page 129, though I'm sure banni's getting some chuckles out of this 3-page tangent, too.

Chuckle chuckle

JTA · Unread post by **JTA** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:45 pm

These song names sound like what happens when non-english speaking metal bands try to write/name their songs in English to sound cool. The lyrics are usual terrible to begin with in their native language, when they translate to English and attempt to sing they become even worse.

rstrong · Unread post by **rstrong** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:55 pm

JTA wrote:...when non-english speaking metal bands try to write/name their songs in English to sound cool. The lyrics are usual terrible to begin with in their native language, when they translate to English and attempt to sing they become even worse.

Like Sarah Palin ad-libbing about death panels.

bannination · Unread post by **bannination** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:56 pm

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:11 pm

rstrong wrote:
JTA wrote:Seven Shits of the Snowman

That's an absolutely fantastic name for a song, and someone should make a band around that alone.
Getting back on topic, it doesn't sound like a good name for a Christian rock band.

Then again, I haven't heard the song titles yet.

I haven't really thought it through but how about these....."Melt Me at the Altar" "Too Hot for Confession" " No Soft Turd in this Weather" "The Deacon and the Snowman" "Your Donation Don't Warm Me" "No Snowmen in Hell" " Warm is Hell" "Fundamental Frozen Boogie" and that's just their first record.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:27 pm

And for their encore....."New New Meth(odist) Freezeout" "Big Turd Snow God" "I Can't Breathe When You're Sitting on my Snowface" "We Got to Eat Snow Babies Before They're Born" "I Ain't Your Snowball Savior" "My Eyes of Coal Glow in Defiance" "Your Love is so Frozen it Hurts" "Frozen Turd of a Devotee"

bannination · Unread post by **bannination** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:03 pm

Obsessed????!!

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:11 am

Vrede wrote: Church Lady and the Seven Shits

Since I've been dubbed "Mr.B Church Lady", I suppose that leaves y'all being the Seven Shits. I can only name four shits though; Vrede, rstrong, Bannination, and Sometimes Lefty....named in order of importance, of course. Maybe the other three will step up, confess, and face the music......

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:43 am

Vrede wrote: "What got us going, perhaps a bit overboard, was Mr.B Church Lady shitting all over this Religion Thread. Looks like it's gonna continue."

Y'all do spread rather nicely; don't you think?

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:12 pm

Mr.B wrote:
Vrede wrote: Church Lady and the Seven Shits
"Since I've been dubbed "Mr.B Church Lady", I suppose that leaves y'all being the Seven Shits. I can only name four five shits though; Vrede, rstrong, Bannination, and Sometimes Lefty....named in order of importance, of course. Maybe the other three two will step up, confess, and face the music......"

The fifth "shit"...Boatrocker. Sorry, I left one out...my bad.

JTA · Unread post by **JTA** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:02 pm

Homerfobe would be having a field day with you guys right now. Where is he when you need him?

bannination · Unread post by **bannination** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:23 pm

JTA wrote:Homerfobe would be having a field day with you guys right now. Where is he when you need him?

You probably don't want to know...... not that I care if he finally give in. :gayhappy:

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:59 pm

JTA wrote: "Homerfobe would be having a field day with you guys right now. Where is he when you need him?"

Ask Vrede...I'm sure he's on his mailing list. :violent:

JTA · Unread post by **JTA** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:13 pm

Mr.B wrote:
JTA wrote: "Homerfobe would be having a field day with you guys right now. Where is he when you need him?"
Ask Vrede...I'm sure he's on his mailing list. :violent:

I know internet law states you're not supposed to feed the trolls, but homerfobes stuff is written in such a way that it's almost poetic. I can't really describe it or explain it, but it's just so offensive and messed up it's just hilarious. He wrote something a while back about evolution that I literally laughed out loud at. Man I need to go find it. Something about slime balls or something.

Sorry guys, please don't shun me now.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:25 pm

JTA wrote:
Mr.B wrote:
JTA wrote: "Homerfobe would be having a field day with you guys right now. Where is he when you need him?"
Ask Vrede...I'm sure he's on his mailing list. :violent:
I know internet law states you're not supposed to feed the trolls, but homerfobes stuff is written in such a way that it's almost poetic. I can't really describe it or explain it, but it's just so offensive and messed up it's just hilarious. He wrote something a while back about evolution that I literally laughed out loud at. Man I need to go find it. Something about slime balls or something.

Sorry guys, please don't shun me now.

Not to worry; no one will shun you for disparaging Homerfobe; he's a relic, a throwback, a dinosaur, a vile reminder of a bygone era. He just doesn't realize it; that's what makes him poetically pathetic.

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:28 pm

JTA wrote: "He wrote something a while back about evolution that I literally laughed out loud at. Man I need to go find it. Something about slime balls or something."

This:

http://blueridgedebate.com/viewtopic.ph ... lls#p35180

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:41 pm

In a reply to Homerfobe, I found this quote by Vrede when Homerfobe inquired "where was KLOS?"
" KLOS is the "local channel 13" that you referred to. They probably say so a dozen times or more during each news report."

I'll repeat Homey's question....where is KLOS?

I'll help: 95.5 KLOS - FM 95.5 - Los Angeles, CA

and now: WLOS-TV13 - Asheville, NC

Since nobody correctly identified either...I did. Proud of me?

JTA · Unread post by **JTA** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:57 pm

Mr.B wrote:
JTA wrote: "He wrote something a while back about evolution that I literally laughed out loud at. Man I need to go find it. Something about slime balls or something."
This:

http://blueridgedebate.com/viewtopic.ph ... lls#p35180

Haha yeah I think that's it.

Wait this is it right here: If man evolved from a shit ball

haha!

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:35 pm

JTA wrote: "Wait this is it right here: If man evolved from a sh*t ball. haha!

He also said (quoting here): "oops that's queers---"

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:48 pm

Mr.B wrote:In a reply to Homerfobe, I found this quote by Vrede when Homerfobe inquired "where was KLOS?"
" KLOS is the "local channel 13" that you referred to. They probably say so a dozen times or more during each news report."

I'll repeat Homey's question....where is KLOS?

I'll help: 95.5 KLOS - FM 95.5 - Los Angeles, CA

and now: WLOS-TV13 - Asheville, NC

Since nobody correctly identified either...I did. Proud of me?

radio and tv stations east of the Mississippi River have call designations beginning with the letter "W" while ones west of the Mississippi have call signs beginning with the letter "K"

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