Coupons!

[Mr.B]

Any of you get these "eatin' out" coupons you never use...? Give 'em away! Post 'em here, so anyone can copy them and print them off.

One thing though, if you copy a coupon, post a note saying so, because someone else may copy the same one, and most times the coupon is only good once..

http://pages.rubytuesdayrestaurants.com ... 0cc2e870e0

[Mr.B]

http://pages.rubytuesdayrestaurants.com ... da55c27c41

[Mr.B]

http://pages.rubytuesdayrestaurants.com ... ba4a61cf94

[bannination]

$10 credit for Virtual Private Servers.

https://www.digitalocean.com/?refcode=9d9af15bf50f

[neoplacebo]

I think I have a coupon from Auto Advantage; if you go there and buy a loan, they will give you a free car. But you really don't even need the coupon.

[neoplacebo]

Any of you get these "eatin' out" coupons you never use...? Give 'em away! Post 'em here, so anyone can copy them and print them off.

One thing though, if you copy a coupon, post a note saying so, because someone else may copy the same one, and most times the coupon is only good once..

http://pages.rubytuesdayrestaurants.com ... 0cc2e870e0

I get a thing from Ruby Tuesday about every two months for a free dinner if you buy one; it's like a green credit card size thing. I just throw them away.

[bannination]

I just gave an enema to my elderly neighbor, seriously. So, what the heck:


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$10 OFF

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What's your normal price? Mr. B is too shy to ask.

[Mr.B]

With friends like y'all, who needs an enema?

[neoplacebo]

I've always thought of myself as an enigma, but not an enema.

[JTA]

I just gave an enema to my elderly neighbor, seriously. So, what the heck:


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$10 OFF

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Was it jolly good fun?

[neoplacebo]

I have a whole stack of "free breast exam" coupons that I myself designed and printed up on my own. I urge everyone to tell your female associates these are available.

[JTA]

I have a whole stack of "free breast exam" coupons that I myself designed and printed up on my own. I urge everyone to tell your female associates these are available.

So as to not appear sexist and arouse suspicions of ulterior motives, you must also give out an equal number of prostate exam coupons to men and at least perform a couple to stop people from sensing foul play.

[Mr.B]

I have a whole stack of "free breast exam" coupons that I myself designed and printed up on my own. I urge everyone to tell your female associates these are available.

So as to not appear sexist and arouse suspicions of ulterior motives, you must also give out an equal number of prostate exam coupons to men and at least perform a couple to stop people from sensing foul play.

This is just so wrong........foul play occurs normally during prostate exams.

[JTA]

I have a whole stack of "free breast exam" coupons that I myself designed and printed up on my own. I urge everyone to tell your female associates these are available.

So as to not appear sexist and arouse suspicions of ulterior motives, you must also give out an equal number of prostate exam coupons to men and at least perform a couple to stop people from sensing foul play.

This is just so wrong........foul play occurs normally during prostate exams.

Ahhhhh man! Gross!

[Mr.B]

"Ahhhhh man! Gross!"

You got that right. The words 'arouse', 'prostate exam' and 'foul play' do not belong in the same sentence!

[Mr.B]

"It's "play", Mr.B? Do tell."

An enema's not considered "foul" play...?

[Mr.B]

"I don't consider it to be any type of "play", but it's cool if you do."

Hey...you're the one going around volunteering to give enemas; it must be 'play' to you....to each his own.

You ought to go into business for yourself. Buy a van and label it 'Vrede's Enema Service'.
You could even have a slogan: " 8 to 80, Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. No Job Too Large or Too Small! "

(you can always get garden hoses cheap at Walmart)

[Mr.B]

Hey...you're the one going around volunteering to give enemas; it must be 'play' to you....to each his own.

You ought to go into business for yourself. Buy a van and label it 'Vrede's Enema Service'.
You could even have a slogan: " 8 to 80, Blind, Crippled, or Crazy. No Job Too Large or Too Small! "

(you can always get garden hoses cheap at Walmart)

"I'm happy to help out"

[Mr.B]

I didn't volunteer, I was asked by the spouse of a needy neighbor. If it's within my skill set I'm happy to help out, but I don't consider it to be "play" like you do, nttawwt.

riigghhttttt.

[rstrong]

I didn't volunteer, I was asked by the spouse of a needy neighbor. If it's within my skill set I'm happy to help out, but I don't consider it to be "play" like you do, nttawwt.

riigghhttttt.

Christian charity and compassion.
You wouldn't understand.