Shower Thoughts

[bannination]

There were 125 shark attacks last year and 72 were categorized as "unprovoked."

What the hell are the others saying to sharks to provoke them?

They were wearing bad hats.

//obscure?

[Mr.B]

"Ay yo shark! Yea shark tha's right yo, im talking to you! You want some a dis? Yeah you see dis? Imma bring a world a hurt to you shark, I saw you looking at mah girl yo! Bring it biatch!"- Provoked shark attack.

For a moment there I thought you were referring to Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown...! (opps! dang it! a racist remark!)

[bannination]

Yikes, I didn't realize the bible gives full on instructions on how to perform abortions:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?s ... +5%3A11-31

[bannination]

Every noticed how Republican legislation does the exact opposite of the name? "Patriot Act", "Right to Work", "Internet Freedom Act".... etc.

[Mr.B]

"Every noticed how Republican legislation does the exact opposite of the name? "Patriot Act", "Right to Work", "Internet Freedom Act".... etc."

Yep.

[neoplacebo]

Every noticed how Republican legislation does the exact opposite of the name? "Patriot Act", "Right to Work", "Internet Freedom Act".... etc.

Yeah, but mostly I wonder if the water going clockwise down the drain represents time accelerating and if the water were going counterclockwise would it represent the slowing or even gaining of time that would otherwise go down the drain.

[Mr.B]

Every noticed how Republican legislation does the exact opposite of the name? "Patriot Act", "Right to Work", "Internet Freedom Act".... etc.

Yeah, but mostly I wonder if the water going clockwise down the drain represents time accelerating and if the water were going counterclockwise would it represent the slowing or even gaining of time that would otherwise go down the drain.

You're on your own....

[bannination]

Life wants to grow so hard on this planet that we spray weedkiller just to keep it away from places we don't want it.