The lawnmower thread

[JTA]

Into which lawnmower orifice must I insert my member for it to not constitute sodomy, since we know that's a sin?

Since you are not a lawnmower, why in the world would you stick your member in it? There's only one place you could accomplish such a feat and that would be the muffler, unless of course, you're sporting an Oscar Meyer wiener. I don't think you would even want to consider the consequences!

When you're hot, you're hot!

Brb gonna give this a try real quick I'll let you guys know how it is.

[O Really]

I don't actually own a lawnmower, because I rent Mexicans. Do they count as a "lawnmower" for marriage purposes? And would they be in addition to "Mrs. O Really" or would I have to trade her in?

[Seth Milner]

I don't actually own a lawnmower, because I rent Mexicans. Do they count as a "lawnmower" for marriage purposes? And would they be in addition to "Mrs. O Really" or would I have to trade her in?

You know, I didn't even think of that angle. You may be on to something. There must be some legal issues involved; such as the legality of residence, shots, etc.



Keep us informed.

[O Really]

My Mexicans do enjoy shots. Especially tequila with navel salt. As for residence, I don't ask - they don't tell. But in any case I'm not trading in Mrs. O Really for a lawnmower. I would, however, trade Representative King in for a nice pile of horsepoop and be pretty sure that whoever got him got screwed in the bargain.

[Vrede too]

... Conservatives just create the most interesting questions, don't they?

Who are you calling conservative? ...

... Republican Rep. Steve King ...

Maybe he didn't mean a mechanical or an immigrant lawnmower.



Nttawwt.

[billy.pilgrim]

... Conservatives just create the most interesting questions, don't they?

Who are you calling conservative? ...

... Republican Rep. Steve King ...

Maybe he didn't mean a mechanical or an immigrant lawnmower.



Nttawwt.

We could be on to something. Senator Thad got a good hearty laugh from the crowd when he reminisced about having his way with farm animals

[billy.pilgrim]

After further thought, the sheep is alive and would have to be taxidermied to meet Mr. King's standards.

Besides sheep are pretty well covered.


Currently, sexual conduct with animals is legal in 14 states and the District of Columbia, but that exclusive club could soon shrink by one member. The state of Alabama is currently weighing criminalization of bestiality after a bill to make this practice illegal was introduced in the state Senate.

The bill does, however, allow exemption for those who practice animal husbandry

Being all you got to do is take care of an animal and she is yours

[Vrede too]

... The bill does, however, allow exemption for those who practice animal husbandry ...

That's unacceptable unless is also exempts animal wifery.

[billy.pilgrim]

... The bill does, however, allow exemption for those who practice animal husbandry ...

That's unacceptable unless is also exempts animal wifery.

What else would you expect from Alabama

[Seth Milner]

What else would you expect from Alabama

In Alabama, you can easily buy a gun, but selling sex toys is totally illegal.

[billy.pilgrim]

Your collection?

[Seth Milner]

Your collection?

No. C&P from ebaumsworld. You mentioned Alabama, I remembered seeing this photo.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84680010/

[Vrede too]

Never mind.

[Seth Milner]

Never mind here too.

[Vrede too]

Opps, the captions won't easily copy or link for me, and I don't feel like typing them out. Never mind.

[billy.pilgrim]

probably should go in the wacko right wing moron hate thread, but with the lawn mower connection and all.....


http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=ass ... A3DF78D34C


our hearts go out to the poor lady who lived next door to this piece of shit. she was just trying to maintain her lawn so she could move

[Seth Milner]

Who just recently posted that this world's full of weird people? This is a prime example.

[billy.pilgrim]

Who just recently posted that this world's full of weird people? This is a prime example.

This guy ain't weird. He and his mother are nothing but hate filled pigs

[homerfobe]

Who just recently posted that this world's full of weird people? This is a prime example.

This guy ain't weird. He and his mother are nothing but hate filled pigs

Is that you in that video pillboy?

[Vrede too]

... hate filled pigs

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