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billy.pilgrim wrote:http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2016 ... fake.html/

A school police officer in suburban Houston didn’t recognize as legal tender a $2 bill used by a 13-year-old who just wanted some chicken nuggets.

Danesiah Neal told KTRK-TV (Channel 13) that she was sent to the campus police after a worker in the lunch line wouldn’t accept the money her grandmother had given her, saying it was fake.

“A police officer said I could be in big trouble,” Danesiah told the station.
From the KTRK-TV (Channel 13) link:
... The bill so old, dating back to 1953, the school's counterfeit pen didn't work on it....
So, it wasn't because it's a $2 bill, but because it's an old one. That said, the link also goes into detail over the vigorous "Lunacy" with which Texas schools and cops pursue alleged lunch line theft, always against minority kids.
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Black kid plan - The redneck lunch lady bitch used a counterfeit pen on a 2 dollar bill and denied the kid lunch.

White kid plan - accept the questionable bill, give the kid her lunch and turn the bill over to authorities for investigation.

Someone needs to apologize to the kid
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I've got a prescription bottle crammed full of brand-new, rolled-up, uncirculated $2 bills. Now I'm afraid to try & spend 'em.
I'll get my counterfeiting ass locked up for damn sure!
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Seth Milner wrote:I've got a prescription bottle crammed full of brand-new, rolled-up, uncirculated $2 bills. Now I'm afraid to try & spend 'em.
I'll get my counterfeiting ass locked up for damn sure!

Aren't you a white guy?
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The only time Ive seen new two dollar bills out in the wild is at strip clubs. Seth you got some splainin' to do?
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JTA wrote:The only time Ive seen new two dollar bills out in the wild is at strip clubs. Seth you got some splainin' to do?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qc49YWkCyBY

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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Seth Milner wrote:I've got a prescription bottle crammed full of brand-new, rolled-up, uncirculated $2 bills. Now I'm afraid to try & spend 'em.
I'll get my counterfeiting ass locked up for damn sure!
Aren't you a white guy?
I am. Spook ain't. He's black as the ace of spades.
JTA wrote:The only time I've seen new two dollar bills out in the wild is at strip clubs. Seth you got some splainin' to do?
Most of them were gotten at grand openings of various businesses. The prescription bottle is just the right size and is air-tight. I think there's about 50 in it. (I'm saving them for the new strip club opening soon) :lol: :lol:
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Seth Milner wrote:
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Seth Milner wrote:I've got a prescription bottle crammed full of brand-new, rolled-up, uncirculated $2 bills. Now I'm afraid to try & spend 'em.
I'll get my counterfeiting ass locked up for damn sure!
Aren't you a white guy?
I am. Spook ain't. He's black as the ace of spades.
JTA wrote:The only time I've seen new two dollar bills out in the wild is at strip clubs. Seth you got some splainin' to do?
Most of them were gotten at grand openings of various businesses. The prescription bottle is just the right size and is air-tight. I think there's about 50 in it. (I'm saving them for the new strip club opening soon) :lol: :lol:
Spook would be in big trouble if he tried to pass a two dollar bill in Texas.
You, not so much
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billy.pilgrim wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qc49YWkCyBY

New meaning for - snatch you bald
Has to be fake. Not enough blood or screaming.
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billy.pilgrim wrote: Spook would be in big trouble if he tried to pass a two dollar bill in Texas.
You, not so much
Ha Ha! for sure. In Texas, they only notice if a three dollar bill is presented.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
billy.pilgrim wrote:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qc49YWkCyBY
New meaning for - snatch you bald
Has to be fake. Not enough blood or screaming.
That was my first thought when I saw that on break.com. No blood, no redness, no screaming in an Oriental language.
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... When Risner sat down, she said the head "wobbled and scooched down" over her shoulders, stopping just above her elbows and giving her "short little Barney arms." ...
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Vrede too wrote:
Firefighters Free Alabama Teen Who Got Stuck Inside a Giant Barney Head

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... When Risner sat down, she said the head "wobbled and scooched down" over her shoulders, stopping just above her elbows and giving her "short little Barney arms." ...

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Oh snap! If I had Photoshop I would put that purple Barney head over your:

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Vrede too wrote:Oh snap! If I had Photoshop I would put that purple Barney head over your:
"Purple Pain" ?
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Vrede too wrote:Oh snap! If I had Photoshop I would put that purple Barney head over your:

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You can't go wrong with a steamy pile of pancakes though.
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JTA wrote: You can't go wrong with a steamy pile of pancakes though.
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