Just for Fun

[Seth Milner]

Boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Carry on.

To be honest, that's a demonstration of how it appears when you are secretly obsessing over Palin and Huckabee. Carry on; it's your fantasy.

Maybe this will make your day:

[Wneglia]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8 Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16 Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5 Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v.. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there

[Vrede too]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition....

Wnoglia (n.): The drunk uncle everyone tolerates at holiday parties.

[Wneglia]

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition....

Wnoglia (n.): The drunk uncle everyone tolerates at holiday parties.

Hic

[Vrede too]

NO Really (exclamation): Uttered when trying to explain simple concepts to Trump voters.

Sometine Lefty (n): An eating utensil for southpaws.

GoCursGo (exclamation): Heard at the dog track.

Vredo (n): A minor J. R. R. Tolkien character.

Sith Milner (n): A minor Star Wars character.

bstrong (exclamation): Encouragement to Canadians frustrated with the Americans they deal with.

JTF (acronym): What Joe Friday used to say to chatty witnesses.

brannination (n): Michelle Obama's healthy eating program for America.

[O Really]

24 really bad tats ... http://www.lifedaily.com/24-worst-tatto ... rce/yahoo/

[Vrede too]

Odd, he's still alive.



I think that one's kinda cool. Wonder if they're still together?



"Your next" what?



That's just sad.

[O Really]

Yeah, I thought the idea of the heart was pretty cool - actual artwork not so much.

[JTA]

[Vrede too]

All Livers Matter

(damn you, Wneglia, now I'm doing it all the time)

[JTA]

Toddlers kill more Americans than terr'ists: http://www.snopes.com/toddlers-killed-a ... errorists/

What we have here is a toddler probably, America.

[Vrede too]

We need a wall to prevent toddler terrorists from entering America. It wouldn't have to be very tall. Or, even cheaper and better for our farmers would be to put lines of spinach on our borders.

Seriously, that's really sad, JTA.

[JTA]

We need a wall to prevent toddler terrorists from entering America. It wouldn't have to be very tall. Or, even cheaper and better for our farmers would be to put lines of spinach on our borders.

Seriously, that's really sad, JTA.

My home is a toddler free zone.

[Vrede too]

You do know that the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun, right? What will you do when one of those wall-hopping foreign terrorist toddlers breaks into your home? Defend the right to bear future toddlers!

[rstrong]

The real danger in dealing with toddlers is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a toddler.

[Seth Milner]

The real danger in dealing with toddlers is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a toddler.

Inasmuch as you harbor *r* such a *strong* obsession with these two, I'd say you've got a firm grip on that handle!

[rstrong]

Speaking of toddlers, here's Seth Milner now with yet another "I know you are but what am I" response. It would never occur to him just how childish his response is, given that HE's the one constantly channelling Huckabee, Palin and the Tea Party.

But at least it's a welcome break from his usual racism and bigotry.

[JTA]

Yo what's a man to do when he's in Asheville but he forgot his make America great again hat?

[Vrede too]

Buy a dreadlock wig.

[Seth Milner]

It would never occur to him just how childish his response is, given that HE's the one constantly channelling (sic) Huckabee, Palin and the Tea Party.
I would call you a complete idiot, but it's obvious you're not through growing up. You were the first to ever mention those two or the tea party; it's obvious they're products of your wet dreams.

But at least it's a welcome break from his usual racism and bigotry.
Yes, we all are aware of my rabid racism and bigotry, aren't we? Happy I could give you a break from your "goddamned stupidity."
(Must be a Canadian trait)