Trump

[Vrede too]

Oh, look! Sarah Palin is warning Trump against backs down on his plan to deport all illegal immigrants!

This is the same Sarah Palin who went on Bill O'Reilly's show in the last election cycle, only to have him play ping-pong with her own illegal immigration policy. She started by promising to deport them all. O'Reilly reminded her of the disaster it could be for all the farmers who depend on them. So she flip-flopped and said that she'd grant a mass-amnesty to those who had jobs.

This is hilarious:

Donald Trump Spoils Ann Coulter’s ‘In Trump We Trust’ Book Launch
“There’s nothing Trump can do that won’t be forgiven” ... except this.

Flip-flop Trump, couldn't happen to a nicer pair of women.

[Vrede too]

... "You know, some people have asked us, 'When will you release information on Donald Trump?'" (Julian) Assange said later. "And of course we're very interested in all countries, to reveal the truth about any candidate, so people can understand, but actually it's really hard for us to release anything worse than what comes out of Donald Trump's mouth every second day." ...

[Seth Milner]

Disclaimer: In fairness to rstrong, et al, the following post is not to be construed as the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth; in fact, it is anything but the truth. This notice is to hopefully prevent the fringe element here from "running shrieking away"® from the fact that the poster had the audacity to post something that is considered to be humorous or an outright joke.

PENCE RECAPTURED AFTER FLEEING TRUMP CAMPAIGN BUS
(BOROWITZ REPORT)

[Seth Milner]

Oh, look! Sarah Palin is warning Trump against backs down on his plan to deport all illegal immigrants!

Pig-Latin, or your attempt at humor? Betcha didn't know you can preview your post?
Or maybe in your rush to appear humorous, which you forbid anyone else to do, you didn't proofread?

[rstrong]

Oh, look! Sarah Palin is warning Trump against backs down on his plan to deport all illegal immigrants!

Pig-Latin, or your attempt at humor? Betcha didn't know you can preview your post?
Or maybe in your rush to appear humorous, which you forbid anyone else to do, you didn't proofread?

You're a bigoted, homophobic, racist, misogynistic and goddamned stupid trash-bin fire of a human being capable only of mindlessly parroting Tea Party & Donald Trump claims.

I make the occasional typo.

I guess it all balances out.

[Vrede too]

Trash-bin fires can have redeeming qualities.

[Vrede too]

I’m A Doctor. Here’s What I Find Most Concerning About Trump’s Medical Letter

...

Trump’s Doctor Has An Amazing Explanation For That Bizarre Medical Report
He says he only spent five minutes writing the note.

... He also defended the claim that Trump would be the healthiest president in history.

“I like that sentence to be quite honest with you, and all the rest of them are either sick or dead,” he said....

Bill Clinton, Shrub and Obama "are either sick or dead"? I didn't know.

Also, "quite honest" would have been to compare the health of POTUSes at the time, not a comparison to scores of corpses.

[rstrong]

Good news, everyone!

Trump spokes-wingnut Katrina Pierson explains that Trump "hasn’t changed his position on immigration—he’s changed the words that he is saying."

YouTube: CNN Panel Literally Laughs At Trump Spox Katrina Pierson's Spin on Her Boss's Immigration Flip

[Seth Milner]

You're a bigoted, homophobic, racist, misogynistic and goddamned stupid trash-bin fire of a human being capable only of mindlessly parroting Tea Party & Donald Trump claims.
I parrot the Tea Party and Trump? You got any more of that you're smoking? Damn strong stuff . . . oh yeah, "r-strong".
(I see your new-found phrase of the month is working out for ya'. Give us a sneak-peek at what's next, will 'ya?

I make the occasional typo.
I know. I can see that by what you ranted about above.

I guess it all balances out.
It would IF you were mentally balanced; however . . .

[Vrede too]

I’m A Doctor. Here’s What I Find Most Concerning About Trump’s Medical Letter

Donald Trump is talking about Hillary Clinton’s health, as are two doctors who have never evaluated Clinton. They have apparently diagnosed her with all kinds of ailments using the long disproven Fox-Drudge equation....

‘Dr. Drew’ show canceled days after host’s negative speculation about Hillary Clinton’s health

Sweet, I sent CNN a personal email urging his firing.

[Seth Milner]

Sweet, I sent CNN a personal email urging his firing.

You must have mentioned your long-time expertise in the medical field and your ability to diagnose someone by reading their material or watching them on TV. Impressive.

[Vrede too]

You must have mentioned your long-time expertise in the medical field

I don't think so. I probably just signed it "(Vrede too), RN".

and your ability to diagnose someone by reading their material or watching them on TV.

Are you hallucinating again or just being stupid? Dr. Drew does that, not me.

Impressive.

Thanks! I take full credit for his cancellation.

[Seth Milner]

You must have mentioned your long-time expertise in the medical field

I don't think so. I probably just signed it "(Vrede too), RN".

and your ability to diagnose someone by reading their material or watching them on TV.

Are you hallucinating again or just being stupid? Dr. Drew does that, not me.

Impressive.

Thanks! I take full credit for his cancellation.

[Vrede too]

Don Cheadle To Trump After Dwyane Wade Comment: “You Truly Are A POS”
(also Keith Olbermann, Michelle Williams and many others)

DT (Disgusting Toad) for POTUS!

[rstrong]

On this day in 2008, John McCain announced he had chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Who'd have thought it was the "good old days" of Republican leadership?

[Vrede too]

... Who'd have thought it was the "good old days" of Republican leadership?

Mike Pence.

[rstrong]

[Vrede too]

Trump to Make Surprise Visit to Mexico Ahead of Pivotal Immigration Speech

Can we get him to stay a little longer and how fast can we build that wall?

[rstrong]

Huh. I didn't know that Trump was hip-deep in the Iran Contra scandal.

Since he supplied the funding to purchase the ammunition given to Iran, we can reasonably assume that he's never criticised dealings with Iran.

[neoplacebo]

If I were working on the Trump campaign and he announced he was going to Mexico today, I would say "uhhh, I wouldn't do that shit if I were you."