Can't make this (stuff) up

[Vrede too]

"Dirty" is a derogatory term?

Found me a new pair of shoes: http://www.barneys.com/product/golden-g ... 45269.html

If you head into checkout you learn that shipping is free! Sweet.

[JTA]

"Dirty" is a derogatory term?

Found me a new pair of shoes: http://www.barneys.com/product/golden-g ... 45269.html

If you head into checkout you learn that shipping is free! Sweet.

SOLD!

[Vrede too]

A guy in purple shopping at Barneys is cute.

[Seth Milner]

"I'm non-binary and my gender is still evolving . . . ?"

Is that anything like "metamorphosis"? Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly?


Metamorphosis
[met-uh-mawr-fuh-sis]

noun, plural metamorphoses [met-uh-mawr-fuh-seez] (
1.... In biology a profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of an organism, as from the caterpillar to the pupa and from the pupa to the adult butterfly.

2.... a complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by magic or witchcraft.

3.....any complete change in appearance, character, circumstances, etc.

4.....a form resulting from any such change.

[homerfobe]

Hi ya'll , been missing me? Sure you have! I've been keeping tabs on lurking around the old forum home place mostly laughing at the silly horseshit being posted in the whines of the faggothuggers. I saw this one and couldn't resist the urge to comment,


Metamorphosis
[met-uh-mawr-fuh-sis]

noun, plural metamorphoses [met-uh-mawr-fuh-seez] (

2.... a complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by magic or witchcraft.

Like a guy whose mind is so fuc*ed up he thinks he's a girl or a girl who thinks shes a boy and by getting their hormones and bodies changed they're magically going to be one of the opposite sex.

.....any complete change in appearance, character, circumstances, etc.

Like a maggot changing into a goddamn blowfly. Same redeeming qualities.

.....a form resulting from any such change.

Hard to tell a transgender from a maggot or a faggot or a blowfly. Have to wait for the results to begin showing.

Have a nice pissed off day.

[Seth Milner]

10 Advertising Lies That People Buy Everyday
(pay attention to what is said about " vit-tuh-mins ")

[Seth Milner]

15 Most Offensive Vintage Advertisements Ever

[Seth Milner]

[JTA]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinocero ... 2%80%9393)

Where is our Rhinoceros Party?

Repealing the law of gravity[18][19]
Providing higher education by building taller schools[10]
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages[10]
Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset[19]
Eliminating unemployment by abolishing Statistics Canada, thereby eliminating the bureaucrats that measure unemployment. [20]
Making Montreal the Venice of North America by damming the St. Lawrence River[21]
Abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space[10]
Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory in Canada's backyard (after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories—Nunavut did not yet exist), in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada's natural resources[22]
Ending crime by abolishing all laws[23]
To provide more parking in the Maritimes and to create the world's largest parking lot respectively, paving the Bay of Fundy and the province of Manitoba [10][19]
Turning Montreal's Saint Catherine Street into the world's longest bowling alley[10]
Amending Canada's Freedom of Information Act: "Nothing is free anymore; Canadians should have to pay for their information".[24]
Making the Canadian climate more temperate by tapping into the natural resource of hot air in Ottawa.[24]
Storing nuclear waste in the Senate: "After all, we've been storing political waste there for years".[24]
Adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks and tractors first, then buses, eventually including small cars, and bicycles and wheelchairs last.[12]
Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California[19][22]
Putting the national debt on Visa[25]
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons[26]
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)[26]
Painting Canada's coastal sea limits in watercolour so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times[21]
Banning guns and butter, since both kill[21]
Banning lousy Canadian winters[10]
Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.[27]
Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.[27]
Changing Canada's currency to bubble gum, so it could be inflated or deflated at will.[28]
Donating a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada[22]
Counting the Thousand Islands to see if the Americans have stolen any[8]

[rstrong]

Who needs the Rhinoceros Party when you've got the 2012 and 2016 Republican clown cars, leading to Trump? None of the Rhinoceros Party promises captured the magic of the meeting of the minds between Trump and Palin.

[JTA]

Ending crime by abolishing all laws. Brilliant.

[Vrede too]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinocero ... 2%80%9393) ...

Bad link . . . unless that was intentional given the topic.

Here:

Rhinoceros Party of Canada (1963–93)

As rstrong implies, it's not so funny when it's not satire.

[Seth Milner]

[rstrong]

(Yet another brain-dead Trump / Tea Party meme.)

Obama is letting women use the women's room. They may have been born male, but now they're women.

As opposed to submoronic bigots like you who insist that even someone who identifies as male, has male genitalia, and is sexually attracted only to women, MUST use the women's room.

[Seth Milner]

(Yet another brain-dead Trump / Tea Party meme.)

Obama is letting women use the women's room. They may have been born male, but now they're women.
On the outside. Just can't seem to shake that chromosome thingy.
As opposed to submoronic bigots like you who insist that even someone who identifies as male, has male genitalia, and is sexually attracted only to women, MUST use the women's room.
Huh? I don't know about you Icicles up there in the frozen north, but REAL MEN here in the south identify as men, has the dick they were born with, are sexually attracted to REAL WOMEN, but use the MEN'S restroom. Something akin to being created, designed, or evolved that way comes to mind. That's not bigotry, you heathenistic dumbass, that's common sense, something you are pitifully lacking.

[Vrede too]

Denzel Washington takes plea deal in strangling of Aretha Franklin

[Vrede too]

Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shoot

John Awesome and Nydia Hernandez were having a lovely engagement photo shoot in Holy Jim Canyon, California, when they encountered something unusual: a black metal band in the middle of the woods.

The band, Coldvoid, was also in the area shooting promo photos for its music, using the full moon on Sunday as its menacing backdrop.

“During the last part of the session, we noticed a few guys with some corpse paint makeup on sitting at a nearby bench blaring out some black metal music,” Awesome, 34, of Orange County, told ABC News. “We just randomly thought it would be a funny idea if we could get them to be a part of our engagement shoot. So we approached them and asked and they more than happy to accept! Super nice people. I seriously can't make this stuff up.” ...

Awesome, John Awesome and Nydia.

In 1991 I climbed an oceanside hill near Todos Santos, Baja to watch a very long total solar eclipse - 7+ minutes. We were joined up there by a Mexican reggae band with acoustic instruments. A "Black" Metal band would have been even more appropriate.

[JTA]

Ted Cruz for Human President:

http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com

[Vrede too]

VIDEO: Man pistol whips scary clown prankster in California

Maybe Stockton isn't the best place to do this.

[Vrede too]

What is Therapeutic Holding?

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Some people choose a nonverbal experience and others talk while being held. Some people allow themselves to cry and release their emotions. The goal of the session is for the client to feel seen, heard and accepted. And for the client to feel calm, relaxed, and at ease.

Rates & Services

We know that people have different incomes and finances, therefore, we offer sliding scale prices.

Thirty min. session- $25-$40 (recommended for first time clients

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Longer sessions available for repeat clients

Caution - this is "different than “professional cuddling” or snuggling".