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JTA wrote:Yo so we have the party of family values salivating over Trump, we've got evangelicals grabbing excuses by straws to rationalize their candidates seedy behavior, we've got the Democrats being enemy number one of Russia, while the Putin and Russia has the GOP by the pussy.


Aren't some of those rev. Hagee's steps to the End Times?
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
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Vrede too wrote:Is Hurricane Matthew God's punishment for HB2?
Oh shit. Wait a second now...
For that and for jerry falwell
Maybe God wasn't allowed to use the bathroom she wanted to.
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And God's punishment for diverting disaster funds to pay for defending HB2.
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Vrede too wrote:And God's punishment for diverting disaster funds to pay for defending HB2.
Tell that to the fine church ladies (and men too) there on the church grounds who are taking such good care of you.
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homerfobe wrote:
Vrede too wrote:And God's punishment for diverting disaster funds to pay for defending HB2.
Tell that to the fine church ladies (and men too) there on the church grounds who are taking such good care of you.
Don't worry homer -- those fine church men and women will be dead soon enough for interfering in God's will for maximum causalities. They should know better than getting in the way of God. Especially when feeding fagot supporting people like Vrede.

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homerfobe wrote:
Vrede too wrote:And God's punishment for diverting disaster funds to pay for defending HB2.
Tell that to the fine church ladies (and men too) there on the church grounds who are taking such good care of you.
Don't worry homer -- those fine church men and women will be dead soon enough for interfering in God's will for maximum causalities. They should know better than getting in the way of God. Especially when feeding fagot supporting people like Vrede.
Their ass is grass? (faggot, two g's)

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Whoosh, homerfobe, I'm not really a fundy that believes in bigoted divine retribution. Sorry it went over your head.
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Vrede too wrote:Religious Right Group Says Trump’s Behavior Is The Result Of ‘Progressive Culture’

:-0?> :crazy:

I confess, I guess, Trump is my fault.
I feel so bad, but at least I now understand that I did this.
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bannination wrote:http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/mississ ... of-prayer/

Prayer to fill the potholes.................

oh boy...
From today's News of the Weird:
Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin declared Oct. 13 Oilfield Prayer Day to cap a statewide initiative of mass wishing for improved performance of the state's energy industry, which has been in the doldrums recently with the worldwide drop in oil prices. Though the initiative's founders, and the associated Oil Patch Chaplains, were largely Baptist church leaders, the governor emphasized that all religions should be praying for a more prosperous industry. [The Oklahoman, 10-1-2016]

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10 Bizarre Heretics Who Shocked Medieval Europe
9. The Cheese And The Worms

... Menocchio believed that “everything that can be seen is God.” He argued that it was impossible to be sure which religion was correct, but the important thing was to behave morally, since “he who does no harm to his neighbor does not commit sin.” He also felt that there was no afterlife and that the soul died with the body.

... He was burned at the stake in 1599.
Figures.
8. The Crusader Goose

When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade, he had in mind an organized force of knights and soldiers. Unfortunately, the call fired the popular imagination, and large bands of peasants began marching east, led by charismatic preachers like Peter the Hermit. The “People’s Crusade” was a disaster, notable primarily for massacring large numbers of German Jews.

The motley bands of crusaders apparently included some odd and heretical groups. Multiple Christian and Jewish sources say one band carried a goose they believed was possessed by the Holy Spirit. A rival group apparently followed a goat....
No relation.
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Yeah, isn't it interesting that most most religious conflicts haven't actually involved the believers vs. the atheists or devil worshippers, but have been (still are) between those who believe different details about the same god.

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Vrede too wrote:
... The “People’s Crusade” was a disaster, notable primarily for massacring large numbers of German Jews.

... A rival group apparently followed a goat....
No relation.
In fact, I'm 1/4 German Jewish. Some goats are assholes.
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Could This Be The Last Election Ever? The Religious Right Thinks So

It's strange that believers are so pants-wetting terrified of, well, everything. I guess faith doesn't offer hope, courage or strength, funny that.
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Vrede too wrote:Could This Be The Last Election Ever? The Religious Right Thinks So

It's strange that believers are so pants-wetting terrified of, well, everything. I guess faith doesn't offer hope, courage or strength, funny that.
I don't think a believer's faith is wrapped up in what's going on in this shithole life you love and wallow in. If it's not cocksucking or baby killing you would be pissing your pants.
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Not bothering to open the post, but we all know that homerfobe is pants-wetting terrified of gays and his own latent homosexuality, and has been since he was a tween.
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Vrede too wrote:Not bothering to open the post, but we all know that homerfobe is pants-wetting terrified of gays and his own latent homosexuality, and has been since he was a tween.
I'm not afriad of you nasty bastards. I just think you are the scum of the earth, since you didn't open my post.
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homerfobe wrote:
Vrede too wrote:Not bothering to open the post, but we all know that homerfobe is pants-wetting terrified of gays and his own latent homosexuality, and has been since he was a tween.
I'm not afriad of you nasty bastards. I just think you are the scum of the earth, since you didn't open my post.

You once confided that you were afraid of your first experience in jr. high
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Vrede too wrote:... we all know that homerfobe is pants-wetting terrified of ... his own latent homosexuality ...
Point proved, homerfobe is fantasizing that I'm gay. That's how desperate he is to have intercourse with gays, nttawwt.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:You once confided that you were afraid of your first experience in jr. high
Your still jerking off thinking about that? I was just a kid then, I never said I was afraid and I'm not afraid now especially since I grew up and looked him up and beat the living shit out of him. What's next.
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