would it be President Joe?

[billy.pilgrim]

Hillary wins the election
Donald sues everybody
Hillary counter sues
Inaguration postponed after
Courts disagree and SC ends with a tie
Obama can’t serve into 3rd term

All hail President Joe

[Vrede too]

The House decides. All hail President ______ (R).

[rstrong]

Hillary wins the election.
Donald demands a revolution, with more success than his 2012 election night demand.
Alabama decides.

[billy.pilgrim]

The House decides. All hail President ______ (R).

I like president Joe way better




Hillary wins the election
Donald sues everybody
Hillary counter sues
Courts disagree and SC ends with a tie
Obama seizes power and issues 4 EOs
1 - locking all conservatives in abandoned walmarts with secret Jade Helm plan, except for
2 - Joni Earnst conservatives who are stripped of their arms and farms and relocated in cities where Obama can watch them
3 - Postpones Inauguration until court can solve election
4 - Transfer to House does not pertain to this situation where parties are able to serve
Paul Ryan and house repugs sue
Court deadlocks
Obama throws big farewell mushroom party
Justice Roberts attends, eats mushrooms, laughs a lot and swears Biden in as president
Obam a drops mic


All hail President Joe

[billy.pilgrim]

Hillary wins the election.
Donald demands a revolution, with more success than his 2012 election night demand.
Alabama decides.

and get their sorry asses stuffed into the secret tunnels leading to the abandoned Walmart detention centers in texas

[Vrede too]

Wingnutty scenario - FL is much more likely to be the problem than either SC or AL.

[billy.pilgrim]

Wingnutty scenario - FL is much more likely to be the problem than either SC or AL.

the rolls have been purged. Florida will go big for thumper

[Vrede too]

Could be, but:

Florida: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein: Trump +1.0

Nate Silver: Chance of winning FL - Hillary Clinton 49.8%, Donald Trump 50.2%.

[billy.pilgrim]

Could be, but:

Florida: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein: Trump +1.0

Nate Silver: Chance of winning FL - Hillary Clinton 49.8%, Donald Trump 50.2%.

Just like in 2000

A lot of people will show up to vote only to be told they aren't registered
(Tea bag governor says, seems that there is a Lateesha in Oklahoma who has a felony conviction - could be our LaTeesha and go ahead and toss the Lateshas too - they are probably all felons
We can't have felons voting)

[rstrong]

Florida: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein: Trump +1.0

We're on it.

CBC: Winnipeg women heading to Florida to help Hillary Clinton campaign

A group of 13 women with political backgrounds are in the swing state for the election.

[Wneglia]

Evan?

[Vrede too]

Maybe Utah, the presidency seems a stretch.

Anyhow, RealClearPolitics: Utah - Trump +6.0.

[rstrong]

Wingnutty scenario - FL is much more likely to be the problem than either SC or AL.

the rolls have been purged. Florida will go big for thumper

Slate: Justice Department to North Carolina: Stop Illegally Purging Black Voters From the Rolls

In North Carolina, any person can revoke any other person’s voting rights without their knowledge. The process is simple: Someone sends a letter to thousands of people at once based on the address listed on their voter registration. He then gathers all mail returned as undeliverable, and sends another letter to those addresses, informing them that they are being removed from the voter rolls. If the voter does not appear at a county board of elections or return a notarized form, her voting rights are nullified.
[...]
Three North Carolina counties appear to have breached all of these rules by operating under state law, which is significantly laxer than the federal standards. Over the past few months, a group of Republicans have implemented a county-level voter-purge scheme targeting black Democrats.

[Mr.B]

When you serve your country for eight years and they repay by turning you into a meme....