Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?Mr.B wrote:I didn't say we didn't come from a slime pit, that's the evolutionists claim. Comprehend much?bannination wrote: "First you claim we didn't come from a slime pit, then I remind you that you claim you come from dirt, then you're ok with coming from dirt/slime pits....Make up your mind man.... make up your mind."
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I don't care what any of you have to say about evolution. I don't care what the bible says, and I don't care what scientists have to say.bannination wrote:Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?Mr.B wrote:I didn't say we didn't come from a slime pit, that's the evolutionists claim. Comprehend much?bannination wrote: "First you claim we didn't come from a slime pit, then I remind you that you claim you come from dirt, then you're ok with coming from dirt/slime pits....Make up your mind man.... make up your mind."
These are my favorite quotes about evolution, and nothing can ever surpass them. Homerphobe said:
The atheists are the biggest assholes; after all their ancestors crawled out of some mud sucking life form or formed from a monkeys ass
Man evolved from a shit-ball and formed from a monkeys ass.If man evolved from a shit ball, oops that's queers---if man evolved from a ball of slime that crawled out of a swamp, how did those balls of slime know what to evolve into?
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Then, one branch regressed from there to homerphobe.JTA wrote:... Man evolved from a shit-ball and formed from a monkeys ass.
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Vrede too wrote:Then, one branch regressed from there to homerphobe.JTA wrote:... Man evolved from a shit-ball and formed from a monkeys ass.



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Only if you have the capability of understanding what "dust of the ground" is.bannination wrote:"Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?"
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I think you might have meant that evolutionists think "Man evolved from a sh*t-ball and that formed from a monkeys a*s."JTA wrote: "Man evolved from a sh*t-ball and formed from a monkeys a*s."
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Mr.B wrote:Only if you have the capability of understanding what "dust of the ground" is.bannination wrote:"Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?"
Is that like tuna being chicken of the sea?
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Only drier.billy.pilgrim wrote:"Is that like tuna being chicken of the sea?"Mr.B wrote:"Only if you have the capability of understanding what "dust of the ground" is."bannination wrote:"Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?"
Gotta head to the coast for a while. Continue later. Bye.
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Dirt? You gotta be specific man, cause you're definitions are often stretched to mean different things.Mr.B wrote:Only if you have the capability of understanding what "dust of the ground" is.bannination wrote:"Oh, ok, so the part you think is different is that it's dry dirt, am I understanding that correctly now?"
What you seem to be really wanting to argue but lack the vocabulary to describe is abiogenesis. You believe god did it from dust.
No biggie on that one. The real answer is we don't know yet, but have many theories. That is unless you prove the god theory, then everyone can accept that, until then you don't know just like everyone else.
I don't know is a honest answer, claiming cause with no evidence is dishonest.
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Problem with a lot of religious people is that they don't really believe God is really omnipotent. Let's start for discussion sake with the first line of Genesis, "God created the heavens and earth." Think about that. "Created." Didn't exist before. "Heavens and earth." That's what we call the universe now. Therefore God had to exist before the universe and created it. So at the time God created the universe, God had to exist somewhere else or in another form. We don't know what or where that was, but according to Genesis, God created everything we know to exist. Since God created everything we know to exist, then there can be no greater power than God, and nothing can exist or occur except as a result of God's doing. Even if one infers that God may "allow" things to exist or occur without God's direct action, God is still in control. So to say one believes that God is the omnipotent creator of the universe and then say that God would or could allow occurrences that God did not want is an impossible conundrum. Actually, to say such is to put humans on a level or negotiating status with God, with negate the belief in God's omnipotence. Can't have it both ways.
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I thought Orcs came from mud and slime.
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Some babies come from suds and lime.


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Absolutely goddam right......that's why I've said more than once: whatever happens is eitherO Really wrote:Problem with a lot of religious people is that they don't really believe God is really omnipotent. Let's start for discussion sake with the first line of Genesis, "God created the heavens and earth." Think about that. "Created." Didn't exist before. "Heavens and earth." That's what we call the universe now. Therefore God had to exist before the universe and created it. So at the time God created the universe, God had to exist somewhere else or in another form. We don't know what or where that was, but according to Genesis, God created everything we know to exist. Since God created everything we know to exist, then there can be no greater power than God, and nothing can exist or occur except as a result of God's doing. Even if one infers that God may "allow" things to exist or occur without God's direct action, God is still in control. So to say one believes that God is the omnipotent creator of the universe and then say that God would or could allow occurrences that God did not want is an impossible conundrum. Actually, to say such is to put humans on a level or negotiating status with God, with negate the belief in God's omnipotence. Can't have it both ways.
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God put both Obama and Trump into office. And Adolf Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot.
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He never puts the candidates in office that he tells Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and others that he'll put there. He's also lied to the candidates themselves: Scott Walker, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Rick Santorum, Mike Huckabee, Rand Paul, and of course Ted Cruz each told us that their presidential runs were personally endorsed by God.
This lack of honesty explains Mr.B.
This lack of honesty explains Mr.B.
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Trump/Putin/Pence is proof that god is the vengeful racist mysogynist homophobic authoritarian that Mr.B tells us he is.
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That sounds a lot like taxes.... hush boy, hush!JTA wrote:God put both Obama and Trump into office. And Adolf Hitler and Stalin and Pol Pot.
Render unto Caesar...
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http://www.blueridgedebate.com/viewtopi ... tch#p68845
Well, I might give them Tom Ridge and Dick Cheney.
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But then, who isn't in league with Satan?Vrede too wrote:Mr.B wrote:... you and 'ol Scratch got a good thing goin' ...rstrong is in league with Satan
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Michelle Obama Shows Her Allegiance to Satan
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... Notice in the photo to the left that Michelle Obama is flashing a Satanic hand sign. This gesture is the Satanic salute, a sign of recognition between and allegiance of members of Satanism or other unholy groups. The sign is symbolic of a ram or goat, which is the occultist's mockery of the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ....
Countless high-ranking politicians from around the world have been photod making this Satanic hand sign publicly, showing their unwavering allegiance for the New World Order and Satan himself, including George and Laura Bush, Dick Cheney, Barack and Michelle Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Dan Quayle, Vladimir Putin, Yassar Arafat, Ahmadinajad, and countless others. We are living in the Last Days and the Rapture is imminent my friend....
Oh, listen my friend, you need the righteousness of Jesus Christ! This sin-cursed world hates Jesus Christ with a passion and curses His very name. I didn't write this article to be unkind, but you need to know what's going on in the world and choose sides. Are you on the Lord's side or the Devil's? How many more signs of Satan do you need to see to realize that Satan is in control of this world (2nd Corinthians 4:4). Consider that the publishing company for the United Nations was founded in 1922 as The Lucifer Trust, today known as The Lucis Trust. Consider the occult connection between most of America's mainstream religions. Consider the occult symbols saturating Washington D.C. Consider empty seat # 666 in the European Union. Truth is certainly stranger than fiction.

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Texas and all Longhorns are undoubtedly the Devil's breeding ground.



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Koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs.
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