This is What Will Happen

[neoplacebo]

I had a dream the other night and have been pondering its meaning since then. It was such a vivid and realistic dream that I feel compelled to relate it to all:

Once Trump is in office, he will retain his private "security guard" which infuriates the Secret Service and causes problems that otherwise would not exist. Anyway, on an official foreign trip, a major security issue comes up when both the SS and Trump's private guard do not know exactly where he is. This results in a fierce battle among some SS officers and Trump guards, ultimately resulting in physical confrontation between the two groups. Things continue to escalate into an actual gun battle between the two security forces. In the ensuing chaos and confusion, nearly all of Trump's private guards are killed or seriously wounded while one of the surviving Trump guards accidentally shoots and kills Trump. But when he is shot, he just collapses in a poof of dust (like the Christmas turkey in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie) and leaves just the suit he was wearing and a bunch of hair there on the ground. None of the Secret Service members were seriously injured in this meelee and they all just turn and walk away from the disgusting scene mumbling incoherently to themselves. Then I woke up.

[homerfobe]

Sell that to Hollywood.

[bannination]

I had a dream the other night and have been pondering its meaning since then. It was such a vivid and realistic dream that I feel compelled to relate it to all:

Once Trump is in office, he will retain his private "security guard" which infuriates the Secret Service and causes problems that otherwise would not exist. Anyway, on an official foreign trip, a major security issue comes up when both the SS and Trump's private guard do not know exactly where he is. This results in a fierce battle among some SS officers and Trump guards, ultimately resulting in physical confrontation between the two groups. Things continue to escalate into an actual gun battle between the two security forces. In the ensuing chaos and confusion, nearly all of Trump's private guards are killed or seriously wounded while one of the surviving Trump guards accidentally shoots and kills Trump. But when he is shot, he just collapses in a poof of dust (like the Christmas turkey in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie) and leaves just the suit he was wearing and a bunch of hair there on the ground. None of the Secret Service members were seriously injured in this meelee and they all just turn and walk away from the disgusting scene mumbling incoherently to themselves. Then I woke up.

Good thing you woke up before Pence was sworn in!

[homerfobe]

This is What Will Happen when snow is forecast:

Comedian Darren Knight