The Religion Thread

[Vrede too]

Did historical Jesus really exist? The evidence just doesn’t add up.
There are clearly good reasons to doubt Jesus’ historical existence.

To be fair, though, 2000 years from now there will be tons of contemporary evidence for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. So, who knows?

[Vrede too]

[homerfobe]

Don't speak, don't tell, don't preach...

How in hell is someone going to show or teach that goofy fucker anything if he's not going to listen to begin with? Sumbish ain't interested anyway. Fucking liberal publicity blowhard (pun intended)

[Boatrocker]

That ain't evangelical doctrine.

[Vrede too]

There's a lot of "prosperity gospel" that's all about self enrichment rather than community enrichment.

[Boatrocker]

There's a lot of "prosperity gospel" that's all about self enrichment rather than community enrichment.

"Community enrichment" is not part of evangelical doctrine, either.

[Vrede too]

Edwin de Jongh
‏@Edwin_de_Jongh

Hm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like...

[bannination]

Edwin de Jongh
‏@Edwin_de_Jongh

Hm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like...

Jesus driving relatively "cheap" economy car? Shoot that might actually be Jesus.

[billy.pilgrim]

http://wnow.dua1.worldnow.com/story/248 ... jesus-shot



"It is a ‘Jesus Shot' for me," Lonergan patient and conservative moron Stacy Evans said. "I feel so good. I don't care what's in the shot."


She do love her drugs

[Vrede too]

B12 and 2 steroids, no wonder people feel good. Is Jesus a Mexican MD that he got the formula from, or is he just the Uber driver that delivers it?

[neoplacebo]

I myself have seen more than one report of Jesus being arrested for drunk driving in Henderson County.....it's one reason I moved away from there. Can you imagine what it would be like to be confronted with Jesus going ninety miles an hour on ice on the wrong side of the road? Hell, nobody needs that kind of stress. Also, Jesus will generally use a different last name each time he's busted. He evidently knows how to work the system.

[Vrede too]

If your name was Jesus and you lived in Henderson County you would be a drunk, too. I'm tempted and I'm not Jesus.

[billy.pilgrim]

Y'all do realize that Mississippi has a law called, Jesus Take the Wheel.

[Vrede too]

Usually, Jesus just takes the hubcaps.

[Boatrocker]

Damn, God must be pissed at the trumphole voters in all these cracker-ass redneck southern states.

[bannination]

Damn, God must be pissed at the trumphole voters in all these cracker-ass redneck southern states.

Biggest porno consumer's -- he'd have to be.

[Boatrocker]

Damn, God must be pissed at the trumphole voters in all these cracker-ass redneck southern states.

Biggest porno consumer's -- he'd have to be.

Well, I was thinking about all those storms and tornados and shit. You know, like when some religious fucktard- Pat Robertson- says stupid shit about God's punishment for gay parades.

[billy.pilgrim]

Damn, God must be pissed at the trumphole voters in all these cracker-ass redneck southern states.

Biggest porno consumer's -- he'd have to be.

Well, I was thinking about all those storms and tornados and shit. You know, like when some religious fucktard- Pat Robertson- says stupid shit about God's punishment for gay parades.

nah, more like the rousing laughter Thad Cocherine (sp) got for telling a story about the good ol days when kids would fuck farm animals to a crowd of supporters

[Vrede too]

Father and son accused of rape want ‘only law book that truly matters’ at their trial: The Bible

Well, it does explicitly endorse rape.

[O Really]

"He who represents himself has a fool for a client - and an idiot for a lawyer."

These guys make the old joke about "you might be a redneck if you go to family reunions looking for dates" not so funny. To carry on in that same vein, however, it appears their "family tree does not fork."
Probably Trump supporters, too.