Can't make this (stuff) up

[JTA]

[JTA]

[bannination]

So didgya buy it?

[JTA]

So didgya buy it?

Hahaha did you catch the pic of the van being airborne?

[bannination]

So didgya buy it?

Hahaha did you catch the pic of the van being airborne?

Yeah man, spent way to long trying to decide if it was photoshopped or not!

[Vrede too]

So didgya buy it?

Hahaha did you catch the pic of the van being airborne?

Yeah man, spent way to long trying to decide if it was photoshopped or not!

Only one way to know for sure, guys.

[bannination]

So didgya buy it?

Hahaha did you catch the pic of the van being airborne?

Yeah man, spent way to long trying to decide if it was photoshopped or not!

Only one way to know for sure, guys.

Wonder how much he'll charge to let us rent it out for a weekend?

[Vrede too]

Wonder how much he'll charge to let us rent it out for a weekend?

650 cash, plus a radiator.

[Vrede too]

My kind of woman:

Police: Bride arrested for DUI while driving to her wedding

Then, there's smart and sweet Bridgette Sampagnaro:



4 arrested in Monterey house
Sep 20, 2017

Woman who crashed on Highway 68 during pursuit ID'd
Feb 24, 2018

She's also a "good" driver.

[rstrong]

Equifax follow-up:

CBC: Former Equifax executive charged with insider trading for selling shares before breach news broke
Former CIO alleged to have sold shares before breach became public, reaping proceeds of nearly $1 million

According to the complaint, by selling before public disclosure of the data breach, Ying avoided more than $117,000 in losses," the SEC's complaint alleges.

[JTA]

Portland Maine has a Bud Light Park:



Edit: Shit, nevermind. I misread it. Dammit...

[Vrede too]

... Edit: Shit, nevermind. I misread it. Dammit...

I think you've had enough.

However, it did give me an idea for a Bud Light redneck zapper.

[rstrong]

It looks like Wells Fargo messed up.

Committing fraud against millions of their own customers was acceptable so long as they were poor, middle class or only slightly rich. Fraudulently creating 3.5 million accounts to collect more fees. Fraudulently changing people's mortgages to collect more interest. Defrauding 800,000 car loan customers by changing terms without notification and then declaring them delinquent. It was only the little people, so while the courts would make some disapproving noises, any punishment would be insignificant.

Now news has broken that they were also dumb enough to steal from the very rich through their Wealth Management unit.

No details yet, but they're coming.

[billy.pilgrim]

Saw this wisdom on Reddit:

Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age.

Truth.

the elephants do it to cleanse

http://home.bt.com/news/science-news/th ... 4260956477

but it could be the fear of dying of old age

[Vrede too]

... “We received a report from a citizen, an unusual report from a citizen, that called us to the Richland Carrousel Park of an intoxicated female doing some lewd acts on the Easter Bunny,” Assistant Chief Keith Porch told the TV station....

30 cops showed up because they were sure that it had to be a Playboy Bunny that was being sexually assaulted.

Comments:

Look how the Easter Bunny was dressed. Clearly asking for it

She just wanted to see if what they say about rabbits is true.

Does #metoo apply to the easter bunny?

[GoCubsGo]

People are sending Nikolas Cruz fan mail. A psychotherapist weighs in.

I swear, if the Vulcans ever thought about visiting this planet, they'd take a look at stuff like this and just keep going.

[rstrong]

This is nothing new. I remember reporting on this sort of thing back in the '80s.

[Vrede too]

People are sending Nikolas Cruz fan mail. A psychotherapist weighs in.

Wow.

I swear, if the Vulcans ever thought about visiting this planet, they'd take a look at stuff like this and just keep going.

If they just wiped us out I'm not sure that I would blame them.

[rstrong]

Wells Fargo is America's largest, most criminal bank, whose scandal-haunted recent history includes opening 2,000,000 fraudulent accounts and then blackballing whistleblower employees, prompting senate investigation; stealing houses from borrowers through widespread foreclosure fraud; stealing cars from 25,000 customers and defrauding 800,000 more with a criminal auto-loan racket; gouging small business owners on credit-card fees; and scamming millions of mortgage borrowers by signing them up for useless, expensive "home insurance" that they didn't request and couldn't use.

[O Really]

In India, monkey snatches baby, tosses (or drops) it down a well.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-hunt- ... 52552.html

If it weren't such a sad story, I'd say, in a heavy Aussie accent, "maybe the monkey ate your baby..."