The Religion Thread

[bannination]

Crap, I just realized we're still here.

Are we the baddies?

[Vrede too]

The rapture is on April 23rd

Anyone got any plans? I think it's too late for me to put in for vacation.....

Plans? I'm outta here, heathen suckers. :angel4:

Dammit.

[rstrong]

Crap, I just realized we're still here.

Of course. God wasn't going to end the world before seeing the new Avengers movie.

[billy.pilgrim]

The rapture is on April 23rd

Anyone got any plans? I think it's too late for me to put in for vacation.....

Plans? I'm outta here, heathen suckers. :angel4:

Dammit.

He revised to sometime in the fall


https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-christi ... 36931.html

"David Meade, whose views fall well outside mainstream Christianity, told the Guardian that the biblical “rapture” will take place at some point between May and December of this year. When that happens, the world won’t end but rather the faithful will be plucked off the Earth, leaving the rest behind for seven years of tribulation. Then, he said, there will be 1,000 years of peace and prosperity before the world actually ends, which would occur by the year 3025, give or take."

[rstrong]

I think it's pretty insensitive to use a nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

[billy.pilgrim]

I think it's pretty insensitive to use a nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

Since the nail thing is another of their myths, it would only offend the poor pitiful me snowflakes who thrive under imagined persecution.

[Vrede too]

Devout Christian theft and smuggling:

Thousands of ancient Iraqi artifacts ‘smuggled’ to US by Hobby Lobby returned to the country

Maybe they were counting on The Rupture.

[Vrede too]

House Chaplain Who Prayed About GOP Tax Bill Fired By Paul Ryan

Okay then.
"benefits balanced and shared by all Americans." - GOP opposed, Dems for.
Got it, thanks Paul.

Paul Ryan bows to backlash and reverses decision to oust House chaplain

[billy.pilgrim]

House Chaplain Who Prayed About GOP Tax Bill Fired By Paul Ryan

Okay then.
"benefits balanced and shared by all Americans." - GOP opposed, Dems for.
Got it, thanks Paul.

Paul Ryan bows to backlash and reverses decision to oust House chaplain

"Mr Ryan denied at an event in Milwaukee last week that his decision to ask for Fr Conroy's resignation was “about politics or prayers”.

“A number of our members felt like the pastoral services were not being adequately served, or offered”, Mr Ryan said." while lying through his teeth.


The teabaggers wanted an evangelical, someone to assure them that the earth is only 6,000 years old and that if the science isn't in the bible, it most surely is the devil's work.

[Vrede too]

Delivery driver leaves customer with mangled face after he allegedly attacks her



A Georgia man was arrested after he allegedly grabbed a food delivery driver's head scarf and attacked her....

King made for the exit when Painter reportedly offered her a $5 tip. "In the process of him going through his wallet, he said, 'Oh and by the way I'm Jesus,'" King said.

The driver continued for the door when Painter allegedly attacked her from behind.

"He's grabbing me and trying to choke me with my own niqab. I kept telling that man I've got kids. In the midst of me fighting him, he's grabbing my head," King told WSB. "He thought he was Jesus, but Jesus wouldn't do that to nobody."

King said she poked Painter in the eye with her finger and used her car keys to fight back, to which she claims her attacker said: "Aw this feels good."

King was able to escape and called 911. Police, according to WXIA, found Painter had blocked his door with a couch. He was reportedly naked, laying in bed underneath blankets, covered in marks and bruises on his head and torso.

Painter was charged with misdemeanor battery and his bond was set at $5,000. He's due to appear in court May 23.

Comments:

This gives new meaning to WWJD

I really love stories like this...
the human pin cushion

He is completely insane,,,,,,, why are they letting him out?

So he can go buy a gun and seek vengeance against Judas. Duh.

she did the key trick...and made this 'jesus' holey

Now he needs the head scarf.

Good one. My favorite:

Shouldn't the headline read: "Muslim woman beats up Jesus"?

Looks like a Grizzly Bear chewed on his head.

Judging by how the guy looks in the mugshot it appears the person he thought was a muslim woman was actually a ninja.

It seems like Allah won this one.

[O Really]

Ninja pizza delivery service?

[Vrede too]

Ninja pizza delivery service?

It's a Shinto-Islam-Mafia alliance to destroy the infidel Messiah.

[Vrede too]

GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF NORTH CAROLINA
HOUSE BILL 965
National and State Mottos in Schools Act.



If the NCGA Wants to Place “In God We Trust” in Every Public School, Then Do It This Way

[bannination]

Please tax these fuckers people. Sickening.

[GoCubsGo]

Please tax these fuckers people. Sickening.

Tax them? But, but they're talking directly to God
Shoot ',em.

(What's with the size of that dude's head?)

[Vrede too]

Please tax these fuckers people. Sickening.

Tax them? But, but they're talking directly to God
Shoot ',em.

(What's with the size of that dude's head?)

Same creep, same topic, article and different video:

Does this televangelist really need a fourth $54 million private jet?

[Vrede too]

TV news - He lives in a $3M, 35K sq. ft. home.

[Vrede too]

Found:

thoughts and prayers

That's what I named my cats because they're utterly useless.

[GoCubsGo]

More than 600 members of Jeff Sessions' church just charged him with violating church rules

Well dayum!

[billy.pilgrim]

More than 600 members of Jeff Sessions' church just charged him with violating church rules

Well dayum!

I believe that's at the national level.

Their website doesn't have any contact info, but my old Mobile phone book lists the number as

251-478-5356

They still haven't returned my call asking if they still support their racist member