Biblical exegesis?

[billy.pilgrim]

The voters in the state of Washington approved in this last election a legal marijuana bill and a same sex marriage bill.




It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day!

Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with another man he should be stoned."

We were just interpreting it wrong. thanks washington for your insightfulness





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[mama]

My, that's a new way of looking at that text.

[billy.pilgrim]

My, that's a new way of looking at that text.

the bible is a living document that explains everything by saying everything, just ask king james or them jumping jehovahs

[homerfobe]

My, that's a new way of looking at that text.

Did you really expect anything else from a queer pothead?

[billy.pilgrim]

My, that's a new way of looking at that text.

Did you really expect anything else from a queer pothead?

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

[homerfobe]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

[billy.pilgrim]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

so, the story about you dead grandpa was a joke? please excuse me, I thought is was just another lie

[homerfobe]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

so, the story about you dead grandpa was a joke? please excuse me, I thought is was just another lie

My comment had nothing to do with what I said about my grandpa. You're in the wrong thread, as usual.

Don't you ever proofread?

proofread (ˈpruːfˌriːd)
— vb , -reads , -reading , -read
to read (copy or printer's proofs) to detect and mark errors to be corrected.

[Wneglia]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

so, the story about you dead grandpa was a joke? please excuse me, I thought is was just another lie

It's not a joke or a lie. It's a Song

[rstrong]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

Done. This con posted the same joke on Sunday.

Results: One person liked it. No-one disliked it.

Your point?

[Crock Hunter]

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

Well.. till now I had suspected all of your posts were jokes ...

banni.. please enable the [joke][/joke] tags for homer. ..that should help lessen his embarrassment ...

[billy.pilgrim]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

Done. This con posted the same joke on Sunday.

Results: One person liked it. No-one disliked it.

Your point?

sorry for the duplicate, I missed your post

[rstrong]

sorry for the duplicate, I missed your post

No problem! It's already a classic, worth repeating.

[Wneglia]

Wouldn't it be Biblical Eisegesis?

[Wneglia]

Wouldn't it be Biblical Eisegesis?

Isn't any discussion of it?

Discussion

[Wneglia]

Wouldn't it be Biblical Eisegesis?

Isn't any discussion of it?

Discussion

That's what I meant - from the pulpit or among lay people, including believers - but maybe not anthropologists. (I did have to look both words up)

So did I. Thar's a lot of them fancy words I gotta look up. Thank God for Google.

[k9nanny]

The voters in the state of Washington approved in this last election a legal marijuana bill and a same sex marriage bill.




It all makes sense now. Gay marriage & marijuana being legalized on the same day!

Leviticus 20:13: "If a man lies with another man he should be stoned."

We were just interpreting it wrong. thanks washington for your insightfulness.

Love it! I'm going to share with my family on Facebook. The libs will enjoy; the beyond-the-pale, wingnut nephew will pray for me.
Thanks.

[rstrong]

The most serious doubt thrown on the authenticity of biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses were fishermen.

[k9nanny]

now now homie, why can't you cons ever take a joke

Let a con post a joke, or say that a post is a joke and see how far that goes.

Done. This con posted the same joke on Sunday.

Results: One person liked it. No-one disliked it.

Your point?

I missed it, too (been checking in at odd moments).
Yes, it's worth repeating, especially to irritate certain friends and relatives.

[billy.pilgrim]

The most serious doubt thrown on the authenticity of biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses were fishermen.

but it is exactly god's word unchanged by time or man