President* Trump

[billy.pilgrim]

Have you seen his say oranges?


It's too cool



https://goo.gl/images/dBs77M

[GoCubsGo]

Have you seen his say oranges?


It's too cool



https://goo.gl/images/dBs77M

[Vrede too]

Have you seen his say oranges?

It's too cool

https://goo.gl/images/dBs77M

Bad link, here:
http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/donal ... 0370371536

45SHOLE just ain't right.

[Vrede too]

Petition to Rep. Richard Neal, chair of the House Committee on Ways and Means:

"Obtain and release Donald Trump's tax returns without delay."

Key House Democrat Formally Asks For Trump's Tax Returns

[billy.pilgrim]

Petition to Rep. Richard Neal, chair of the House Committee on Ways and Means:

"Obtain and release Donald Trump's tax returns without delay."

Key House Democrat Formally Asks For Trump's Tax Returns

Munchkin to the rescue.

[bannination]

Banni still has a little room at the top of the site, I think he should link this

https://trumpgolfcount.com

Thought about that a while back, but I wanted to just display the times golfed rather than link. Whoever runs the site though probably wouldn't appreciate it as they provide no way to get the data 'easily'.

Well, turns out she responded! I think I've got to do some work this weekend.... but I can see doing this in the near future :-)

Hi Mr. Bannination,

Check out (removed link), which returns a JSON-formatted hash/dictionary of stats. Here's a description of what's there:

Field Description
golfcount number of Trump visits to golf clubs with “confirmed golfing”
clubvisits number of times Trump has visited a golf club
totalhours total hours spent at golf clubs during his Presidency
clubdays number of days on which Trump has visited a golf club
dayssinceinauguration number of days since Trump’s inauguration (denominator for calculations of golf rates)
visitrate Trump has visited a club every X days
projectedonetermvisits number of visits Trump will have in one four year term (at current rate)
projectedtwotermvisits number of visits Trump will have in two four year terms (at current rate)
compareobama number of times Obama had played golf at this point in his Presidency
melaniadays number of days Melania spent in Trump Tower (no longer increasing)
melaniacost approximate cost of security for Melania at Trump Tower
randomtweet a random tweet made by Trump before his election, generally about Obama’s golf habit
maralagocount number of visits to Mar a Lago
maralagodays number of days spent at Mar a Lago
malaf1cost approximate cost of AF1 flights to Mar a Lago
bedminsterdays number of days spent at Bedminster
bedminstercost approximate cost of AF1 flights to Bedminster
bedminstercount number of visits to Bedminster

If there are other numbers you see on the site that you’d like to see incorporated in this report, let me know, and if it’s easy enough, I’ll include them.

Best wishes,

[GoCubsGo]

Banni still has a little room at the top of the site, I think he should link this

https://trumpgolfcount.com

Thought about that a while back, but I wanted to just display the times golfed rather than link. Whoever runs the site though probably wouldn't appreciate it as they provide no way to get the data 'easily'.

Well, turns out she responded! I think I've got to do some work this weekend.... but I can see doing this in the near future :-)

Hi Mr. Bannination,

Check out (removed link), which returns a JSON-formatted hash/dictionary of stats. Here's a description of what's there:

Field Description
golfcount number of Trump visits to golf clubs with “confirmed golfing”
clubvisits number of times Trump has visited a golf club
totalhours total hours spent at golf clubs during his Presidency
clubdays number of days on which Trump has visited a golf club
dayssinceinauguration number of days since Trump’s inauguration (denominator for calculations of golf rates)
visitrate Trump has visited a club every X days
projectedonetermvisits number of visits Trump will have in one four year term (at current rate)
projectedtwotermvisits number of visits Trump will have in two four year terms (at current rate)
compareobama number of times Obama had played golf at this point in his Presidency
melaniadays number of days Melania spent in Trump Tower (no longer increasing)
melaniacost approximate cost of security for Melania at Trump Tower
randomtweet a random tweet made by Trump before his election, generally about Obama’s golf habit
maralagocount number of visits to Mar a Lago
maralagodays number of days spent at Mar a Lago
malaf1cost approximate cost of AF1 flights to Mar a Lago
bedminsterdays number of days spent at Bedminster
bedminstercost approximate cost of AF1 flights to Bedminster
bedminstercount number of visits to Bedminster

If there are other numbers you see on the site that you’d like to see incorporated in this report, let me know, and if it’s easy enough, I’ll include them.

Best wishes,

Outstanding!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[billy.pilgrim]

Upon arrival at Mt. Vernon

“If he was smart, he would’ve put his name on it,” Trump said, according to three sources briefed on the exchange. “You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you.”

[neoplacebo]

Cool on the golf site response; they have everything golfy. It will be interesting to see the figures. I played golf twice; ran out of golf balls the first time and the second time I was using golf beer and got the golf cart stuck in golf MUD which eventually ran its golf battery dead. It was pure golf hell.

[GoCubsGo]

The article. President doofus.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/ ... on-1264073

[Vrede too]

The article. President doofus.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/ ... on-1264073

Very few people know that our nation's capital was almost named Vernon, D.C.

[neoplacebo]

The article. President doofus.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/ ... on-1264073

Very few people know that our nation's capital was almost named Vernon, D.C.

Hell. since the French were involved all along we're lucky it's not named for the French Arrondissement system as well as our own "district" term, in which case it would be AC/DC

[GoCubsGo]

The article. President doofus.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/ ... on-1264073

Very few people know that our nation's capital was almost named Vernon, D.C.

I'm a little nervous someone is going to want to change the name to tRumptown, right after they make Air Force 1 look like tRump 's plane.

[neoplacebo]

Over the past week, I've noticed that a lot of the photos of trump that are straight frontal show his throat under his chin looking remarkably like a vagina, with no hair of course. I just think this is fucked up and will have to come up with a name for this grotesque condition. The only thing I have so far is "pussy neck" but this seems too lenient. I just don't know.

[Leo Lyons]

The US military also has a long and illustrious history of taking the lord's name in vain.

Question: How can President Trump claim to represent all U.S citizens, regardless of sexual orientation,
when he banned transgenders from joining the military? Isn't that discrimination?

Trey Gowdy's Response:
"Nobody has a right to serve in the Military. Nobody! What makes you people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer?
It is very far from it - and for good reasons - let me cite a few.

The Military uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny citizens from joining for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny,
too tall or too short. Citizens are denied for having flat feet, or for missing or additional fingers."

He went on to explain: "By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hear voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair? Can't run the required course in the required time? Can't do the required number of push-ups? Not really a morning person? and refuse to get out of bed before noon? All can be legitimate reasons for denial.

The Military has one job: Winning War. Anything else is a distraction and a liability. Did someone just scream, that isn't fair? War is VERY unfair, there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful. YOU must change yourself to meet Military standards and not the other way around.

I say again: You don't change the Military - you must change yourself. The Military is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning. The Military doesn't need to accommodate anyone with special issues. The Military needs to Win Wars and keep our Country safe - PERIOD! If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness, Thank you for applying and good luck in future endeavors.

[neoplacebo]

Question: How can President Trump claim to represent all U.S citizens, regardless of sexual orientation,
when he banned transgenders from joining the military? Isn't that discrimination?

Trey Gowdy's Response:
"Nobody has a right to serve in the Military. Nobody! What makes you people think the Military is an equal opportunity employer?
It is very far from it - and for good reasons - let me cite a few.

The Military uses prejudice regularly and consistently to deny citizens from joining for being too old or too young, too fat or too skinny,
too tall or too short. Citizens are denied for having flat feet, or for missing or additional fingers."

He went on to explain: "By the way, poor eyesight will disqualify you, as well as bad teeth. Malnourished? Drug addiction? Bad back? Criminal history? Low IQ? Anxiety? Phobias? Hearing damage? Six arms? Hear voices in your head? Self-identification as a Unicorn? Need a special access ramp for your wheelchair? Can't run the required course in the required time? Can't do the required number of push-ups? Not really a morning person? and refuse to get out of bed before noon? All can be legitimate reasons for denial.

The Military has one job: Winning War. Anything else is a distraction and a liability. Did someone just scream, that isn't fair? War is VERY unfair, there are no exceptions made for being special or challenged or socially wonderful. YOU must change yourself to meet Military standards and not the other way around.

I say again: You don't change the Military - you must change yourself. The Military is not about being fair, it is about taking advantage of others and about winning. The Military doesn't need to accommodate anyone with special issues. The Military needs to Win Wars and keep our Country safe - PERIOD! If any of your personal issues are a liability that detract from readiness, Thank you for applying and good luck in future endeavors.

Well, let's see......low IQ, anxiety, phobias, hearing voices in your head. Sorry Mr. Gowdy, we can't use you. Next. Sorry Mr. Cruz, you look remarkably like a prehistoric half fish half mammal; we can't use you. Sorry, Mr. Rubio, you're too short and cute; you'd never make it. Next.

[Vrede too]

I've never been huge advocate for military equality for any group. I favor it, but it's demanding equality to participate in a bloated, wasteful, corrupt, imperialistic, war criminal organization.

Anyhow, the real reason that Leo Lyons and Trey Gowdy oppose trans equality in the military is NOT "a distraction and a liability ... detract from readiness". That failed screech has been used with every effort at integration - Blacks, Latinos, women, gays. No one that's served with trans soldiers believes it and anyone brave enough to endure being trans in the military on top of the normal challenges of military life is probably a better than average soldier. Rather, the reason they're throwing these hissy fits is because they know that integration has ALWAYS been a success AND that it has ALWAYS led to a more tolerant and just society. Their bigotry is so deep that they prefer to see the military harmed in order to satisfy their fear and hatred. Shame.

[neoplacebo]

I've never been huge advocate for military equality for any group. I favor it, but it's demanding equality to participate in a bloated, wasteful, corrupt, imperialistic, war criminal organization.

Anyhow, the real reason that Leo Lyons and Trey Gowdy oppose trans equality in the military is NOT "a distraction and a liability ... detract from readiness". That failed screech has been used with every effort at integration - Blacks, Latinos, women, gays. No one that's served with trans soldiers believes it and anyone brave enough to endure being trans in the military on top of the normal challenges of military life is probably a better than average soldier. Rather, the reason they're throwing these hissy fits is because they know that integration has ALWAYS been a success AND that it has ALWAYS led to a more tolerant and just society. Their bigotry is so deep that they prefer to see the military harmed in order to satisfy their fear and hatred. Shame.

Well, as a veteran, I can attest that there's a shit load of equality; everyone in my Navy boot camp company (about 90 guys) got the same shitty treatment for a couple of months, ate the same food, slept in the same place, all earned the same amount of money, plus we all had to renounce our Constitutional rights as citizens and be subject to an entirely different system, the Uniform Code of Military Justice; it differs from the Constitution in many ways and we, as well as our officers, were all now governed by it. The issue of gay or transgender never was an issue at that time. It was just not something that existed. if there were gay guys in my boot camp or on the ships I was on, I never knew it or considered or cared about it. These current issues about sexual orientation are just something the military was never designed to deal with, and the fact that it operates on a non Constitutional system of "rights" creates a problem for them. I don't know what the answer is, but I think if I had some sort of problem with my identity, sexual or otherwise, I don't think I would join the military. The military has gone a long way toward gender equality; there's women on naval vessels, even women naval aviators. I recently saw a story about the first Marine boot camp that was gender integrated. I think the best solution to the existing situation is just to let it keep going, not make exclusive regulations that affect current personnel, and not act like the typical shithead trump is about virtually anything he's involved with. Any gay or trans person currently serving should be allowed to continue to retirement or not re enlist; but it should be their own choice and not be influenced by misguided government policy or especially trumpism with penceism on the side. (In the future, when America is great again, trumpism and penceism will be defined as diseases or even pathogens)

[Leo Lyons]

Well, let's see......low IQ, anxiety, phobias, hearing voices in your head. Sorry Mr. Gowdy, we can't use you. Next. Sorry Mr. Cruz, you look remarkably like a prehistoric half fish half mammal; we can't use you. Sorry, Mr. Rubio, you're too short and cute; you'd never make it. Next.

My stance has always been that if they (male, female, she-male, unknown, uncertain, confused, or they identify as a bullfrog) can do the job, let 'em join. If they can't or don't want to measure up to rigorous military standards, send 'em packing. If an enemy soldier can be scared shitless by an armed hairy-legged individual in a thong or a full low-cut party dress, give 'em a go at it. I draw the line at pedophiles though; they should be taken out and shot just for admitting their perverted desires. If I ever have a true hate for anyone, that's the one.

[neoplacebo]

Well, let's see......low IQ, anxiety, phobias, hearing voices in your head. Sorry Mr. Gowdy, we can't use you. Next. Sorry Mr. Cruz, you look remarkably like a prehistoric half fish half mammal; we can't use you. Sorry, Mr. Rubio, you're too short and cute; you'd never make it. Next.

My stance has always been that if they (male, female, she-male, unknown, uncertain, confused, or they identify as a bullfrog) can do the job, let 'em join. If they can't or don't want to measure up to rigorous military standards, send 'em packing. If an enemy soldier can be scared shitless by an armed hairy-legged individual in a thong or a full low-cut party dress, give 'em a go at it. I draw the line at pedophiles though; they should be taken out and shot just for admitting their perverted desires. If I ever have a true hate for anyone, that's the one.

That's what initial training, or boot camp, is designed for; who can stand prolonged stress and abusive treatment and can assimilate into a totally different environment. I can only recall two guys out of our initial group that didn't make it and there was another guy a couple years later who just had had enough of it evidently and jumped overboard during a formal inspection on a ship off San Diego. We had to launch a boat to rescue the fucker. They flew him off in a helicopter that same day; never saw him again. He's probably working for the Defense Department now or near retirement. Had I known at the time how smart he was, i would have jumped right after him, an impressive feat since he, as well as I, would have to clear the cargo nets that were folded down so it would be more like a running dive than just a jump.