The Religion Thread

[neoplacebo]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

[billy.pilgrim]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

We have found that the anticipation of a possible find has increased the overall family perception of breakfast. All depictions are arranged in a historical diorama of His life; although, we are missing most of his teenage years.


Have you read, Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

They did have big times bringing lizards back to life.

[Vrede too]

I keep hoping for Jesus, some other Mexican, or the Virgin (yeah, right) Mary, but all I get are Steve Bannon and Sarah Sanders. People on ebay insist that I pay them to accept my toast and cheese puffs.

[neoplacebo]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

We have found that the anticipation of a possible find has increased the overall family perception of breakfast. All depictions are arranged in a historical diorama of His life; although, we are missing most of his teenage years.


Have you read, Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

They did have big times bringing lizards back to life.

Congratulations on those anticipatory breakfasts; happy hunting. I also think that chronological arrangement you guys came up with affords a more concise understanding of the matter. I must admit that I have not personally read the gospel according to Biff but had it summarized for me once by a gypsy fortune teller. I am reluctant to mention it, but I recently had a fried oyster that looked exactly like Noah's ark. I ate it.

[neoplacebo]

I keep hoping for Jesus, some other Mexican, or the Virgin (yeah, right) Mary, but all I get are Steve Bannon and Sarah Sanders. People on ebay insist that I pay them to accept my toast and cheese puffs.

That's absurd; no way in hell would I PAY someone to take my manifestations. When I still lived in Hendersonville I would periodically notice from the local newspaper that Jesus was arrested on drunk driving charges but he was pretty clever about it and generally used a different last name in each case. I actually attended one of those hearings and the arresting officer testified that Jesus "was driving like hell."

[billy.pilgrim]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

We have found that the anticipation of a possible find has increased the overall family perception of breakfast. All depictions are arranged in a historical diorama of His life; although, we are missing most of his teenage years.


Have you read, Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

They did have big times bringing lizards back to life.

Congratulations on those anticipatory breakfasts; happy hunting. I also think that chronological arrangement you guys came up with affords a more concise understanding of the matter. I must admit that I have not personally read the gospel according to Biff but had it summarized for me once by a gypsy fortune teller. I am reluctant to mention it, but I recently had a fried oyster that looked exactly like Noah's ark. I ate it.

Moore has an interesting angle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_T ... ldhood_Pal

[neoplacebo]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

We have found that the anticipation of a possible find has increased the overall family perception of breakfast. All depictions are arranged in a historical diorama of His life; although, we are missing most of his teenage years.


Have you read, Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

They did have big times bringing lizards back to life.

Congratulations on those anticipatory breakfasts; happy hunting. I also think that chronological arrangement you guys came up with affords a more concise understanding of the matter. I must admit that I have not personally read the gospel according to Biff but had it summarized for me once by a gypsy fortune teller. I am reluctant to mention it, but I recently had a fried oyster that looked exactly like Noah's ark. I ate it.

Moore has an interesting angle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_T ... ldhood_Pal

I will look for this at my local library; that part about earthly debauchery is what hooked me.

[1 CAT FAN]

Not that I blame him, but Jesus is an anti-Catholic arsonist?

Woman claims to spot Jesus in photo of flaming Notre Dame Cathedral roof



Pfffft, that is OBVIOUSLY toga party John Belushi.

Kinda looks like the anit-christ, tRump.

No, that's the hunchback frantically searching for incriminating evidence... his.

Good news though, the leprechauns from South Bend Indiana has offered temporary housing....

[O Really]

"Wot 'ump?"

[1 CAT FAN]

I just love the family atmosphere at North Myrtle Beach.

[billy.pilgrim]

Years ago I stopped making toast and buying cheese puffs because of this very reason; decided to let others become famous instead when they see Jesus in those things. I think it was a wise choice as well as being charitable to others.

We have found that the anticipation of a possible find has increased the overall family perception of breakfast. All depictions are arranged in a historical diorama of His life; although, we are missing most of his teenage years.


Have you read, Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

They did have big times bringing lizards back to life.

Congratulations on those anticipatory breakfasts; happy hunting. I also think that chronological arrangement you guys came up with affords a more concise understanding of the matter. I must admit that I have not personally read the gospel according to Biff but had it summarized for me once by a gypsy fortune teller. I am reluctant to mention it, but I recently had a fried oyster that looked exactly like Noah's ark. I ate it.

Moore has an interesting angle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb:_T ... ldhood_Pal

I will look for this at my local library; that part about earthly debauchery is what hooked me.

If your library doesn't have it, it's worth the purchase.

[billy.pilgrim]

I just love the family atmosphere at North Myrtle Beach.

Yeah, torture depictions are a way cool site for vacationers. The sand person should do a series - maybe the body filled ditch at My Lai, or The Scream, or Guernica, or even even Gina Haskill water boarding for family atmosphere in the USA.

[Vrede too]

Yeah, torture depictions are a way cool site for vacationers. The sand person should do a series - maybe the body filled ditch at My Lai, or The Scream, or Guernica, or even even Gina Haskill water boarding for family atmosphere in the USA.

Nah, an Easter series should include:
The Inquisition
The Children's Crusade
The Rape of the Maya
Srebrenica
Matthew Shepard
The Hyde Park and Regent's Park bombings

[neoplacebo]

Let us also give a shout out to the state of Israel and its seventy years of righteousness, brotherhood, and piety.

[billy.pilgrim]

Let us also give a shout out to the state of Israel and its seventy years of righteousness, brotherhood, and piety.

But god (or some such mythical beast) hisownself gave it to them 3,000 years ago and he said he was cool with them killing all the indigenous people - including old people and even the babies. It's true too, an old sheep hearder told someone who told someone else, who then told some other one and on and on until some authoritarian fire and brimstone rabid rabbi wrote all their hate and "chosen people" bullshit on a big long piece of paper.

[1 CAT FAN]

Nope, you and Bruce Pearl would not get along.

[billy.pilgrim]

Nope, you and Bruce Pearl would not get along.

Kinda judgemental, aren't you?

I'm starting to think that you are older than 14, but man, do you ever have a chip on your shoulder.

[neoplacebo]

What the hell does Bruce Pearl have to do with any of this?

[1 CAT FAN]

Read a book, like you lie about doing. When you're finished, come back and tell billy.pilgrim what you have learned.

[neoplacebo]

Read a book, like you lie about doing. When you're finished, come back and tell billy.pilgrim what you have learned.

I don't give a hoot in hell about basketball coaches and would never consider reading a book by one. That's quite Christian of you to call me a liar. Thanks for outing yourself. I did go to Wikipedia and see that Pearl got into some hubbub about trying to recruit Deon Thomas for his team in 88-89 instead of Thomas going to Illinois. Pearl secretly recorded a conversation between himself and Thomas and asked if Illinois had promised Thomas a car and cash to go to Illinois. Thomas said yes (he said that in order to end the conversation). Pearl brought the accusation against Illinois, Thomas passed a polygraph test, the Illinois coach named Collins got the player. Four years later Pearl still refused to shake Collins hand, as is traditional at NCAA games and when he was asked about why he wouldn't shake Collins hand, Pearl said "It's hard to forgive a snake" even though Collins had nothing to be forgiven for. That doesn't sound very Christian to me. Why the fuck would I want to read a book written by a hypocrite?