2020 Elections

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Beto O'Rourke Calls Trump A Racist Islamophobe In Defense Of Ilhan Omar

No idea if he's as progressive as some, but I am enjoying his rhetoric.

Beto O'Rourke most likely would call Bruce Pearl a racist islamophobe too.

[Vrede too]

Democrat Rep. Seth Moulton to run for president in 2020: 'I'm not a socialist. I'm a Democrat.'

... On Monday, he sought to set himself apart from the ever-growing pack of Democratic candidates, many of whom have more Washington experience and star power, saying on "GMA," "I'm not a socialist. I'm a Democrat. And I want to make that clear. Maybe that's a differentiator in this race."

He used health care as an example.

"I think I'm the only candidate who actually gets single payer health care," he said, adding that he's on a single payer plan himself through the Department of Veterans Affairs. "And I'll tell you, it's not perfect. So if I'm elected, I'm not going to force you off your private health care plan." ...

Good, more con Dems to siphon votes from Biden.

[neoplacebo]

I have decided to run for president and I will introduce myself as "Nobody." My campaign slogans will include "Nobody gives a shit" "Nobody can fix it" "Nobody cares about you" "Nobody knows what happened" and "Nobody but me." My running mate will be "Somebody" and Somebody will cover for me when needed. I did see today that the Ukrainian comedian won the presidency there in a landslide. Nobody saw it coming.

[Vrede too]

I have decided to run for president and I will introduce myself as "Nobody." My campaign slogans will include "Nobody gives a shit" "Nobody can fix it" "Nobody cares about you" "Nobody knows what happened" and "Nobody but me." My running mate will be "Somebody" and Somebody will cover for me when needed. I did see today that the Ukrainian comedian won the presidency there in a landslide. Nobody saw it coming.

But it's been done. I even attended some campaign events.

Nobody for President

"Nobody's perfect."
"Nobody should have too much power."

And, already is being done.

The Birthday Party presents
A candidate who keeps all Campaign Promises:




"Nobody knew Health Care could be so complicated."
-- President Trump

[neoplacebo]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZqp5aTtT6Apaign

My campaign song

[neoplacebo]

I have decided to run for president and I will introduce myself as "Nobody." My campaign slogans will include "Nobody gives a shit" "Nobody can fix it" "Nobody cares about you" "Nobody knows what happened" and "Nobody but me." My running mate will be "Somebody" and Somebody will cover for me when needed. I did see today that the Ukrainian comedian won the presidency there in a landslide. Nobody saw it coming.

But it's been done. I even attended some campaign events.

Nobody for President

"Nobody's perfect."
"Nobody should have too much power."

And, already is being done.

The Birthday Party presents
A candidate who keeps all Campaign Promises:




"Nobody knew Health Care could be so complicated."
-- President Trump

gee, Somebody should have told me I had been preempted. I may have to find another running mate

[Vrede too]

gee, Somebody should have told me I had been preempted. I may have to find another running mate

Yep, Anybody would be better.

[neoplacebo]

gee, Somebody should have told me I had been preempted. I may have to find another running mate

Yep, Anybody would be better.

Well, I don't really know Anybody but if he's anywhere close to Somebody it may work. As long as he realizes that Nobody is better than Anybody.

[Vrede too]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZqp5aTtT6Apaign

My campaign song

Why is the drummer's shirt blurred out? 3:11.

Well, I don't really know Anybody but if he's anywhere close to Somebody it may work. As long as he realizes that Nobody is better than Anybody.

It's a delicate situation. You would not want to be accused of racism.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn5hCdHuZzw

[neoplacebo]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZqp5aTtT6Apaign

My campaign song

Why is the drummer's shirt blurred out? 3:11.

Well, I don't really know Anybody but if he's anywhere close to Somebody it may work. As long as he realizes that Nobody is better than Anybody.

It's a delicate situation. You would not want to be accused of racism.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn5hCdHuZzw

He subscribes to Abbie Hoffman's old dictum that if you don't want it on tv, just write "fuck" on it.
Nah, I actually don't know why; probably a vulgar disparagement of my opponent.

[neoplacebo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNahS3OHPwA

My original running mate's (Somebody) campaign song. He and Anybody never did get along much.

[Vrede too]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNahS3OHPwA

My original running mate's (Somebody) campaign song. He and Anybody never did get along much.

Help! I need Somebody
Help! Not just Anybody

Help! You know I need Someone

There's another option for you.

I never needed anybody's help in any way

Well then, maybe you don't, either.

Or not:

Now I find I've changed my mind ...

Help me if you can, I'm feeling Down

Who is she?

I'm feeling Down

Again?

I never needed Anybody's help in any way

Now they're just sounding defensive about it.

I'm feeling Down

We get it already.

[neoplacebo]

Yep. One of the reasons I chose Somebody is because of his already established base of support; he's been perennially popular with lots of people.....at the end of Jimmy Buffet's song "Cheeseburger in Paradise" he shouts out "Somebody give me a cheeseburger" and let's not forget the haunting Elton John song "Somebody Saved my Life Tonight" but there has been some competition; most notably Neil Young's tune in support of Everybody (an obscure octogenarian from Montana) "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere." We are confident in a win.

[Vrede too]

Yep. One of the reasons I chose Somebody is because of his already established base of support; he's been perennially popular with lots of people.....at the end of Jimmy Buffet's song "Cheeseburger in Paradise" he shouts out "Somebody give me a cheeseburger" and let's not forget the haunting Elton John song "Somebody Saved my Life Tonight" but there has been some competition; most notably Neil Young's tune in support of Everybody (an obscure octogenarian from Montana) "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere." We are confident in a win.

It's for the best. Anybody got killed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7pa7YD1Y3o

It was a jealousy thing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinwuzZVjnE

Angelina Jolie has that effect on men. Now, about your own sex scandal?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asgB7aozOe0

"Nobody's gonna love me like you do."

She's so young, you lech!

[O Really]

Everybody is a bit of a partier...

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright

And it's been rumoured that Everybody Dance the Honky Tonk

[Vrede too]

Everybody is a bit of a partier...

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Everybody
Rock your body
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back alright

And it's been rumoured that Everybody Dance the Honky Tonk

A Bill Clinton style pol.

Everybody is a corporate sell out. The bosses just call him up and say:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

I just tune out his speeches.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE

Aside: Incredible talent, but what a geek to watch he was!

[O Really]

We may have a gap in leadership, because Everybody Needs Somebody Sometime.

[Vrede too]

Nobody tells the fat cats to fuck off.

[neoplacebo]

Nobody tells the fat cats to fuck off.

[Vrede too]

I have decided to run for president and I will introduce myself as "Nobody." My campaign slogans will include "Nobody gives a shit" "Nobody can fix it" "Nobody cares about you" "Nobody knows what happened" and "Nobody but me." My running mate will be "Somebody" ...

Have you two sorted out who will lead the ticket then? The last thing we need is a repeat of the 2016 floor fight where both of your supporters were chanting and screaming, "Nobody is over Somebody," at each other.