The Religion Thread

[Vrede too]

Experience Cornelius:

http://experiencecornelius.com

:angel4: :thumbsup:

I'm gonna hire him for my friend's birthday.

I want to feed him a habanero pate and see whether that serenity thing really works.

[O Really]

Pastor claims he was sucking out demons...
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/pastor ... ulted-men/

[Vrede too]

Pastor claims he was sucking out demons...
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/pastor ... ulted-men/

http://www.blueridgedebate.com/forum/vi ... ons#p98992

billy.pilgrim found the sucking pastor first, nttawwt. Then again, can we ever revisit the sucking pastor too many times?

Is one supposed to spit or swallow the sucked demons?

[O Really]

Pastor claims he was sucking out demons...
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/pastor ... ulted-men/

http://www.blueridgedebate.com/forum/vi ... ons#p98992

billy.pilgrim found the sucking pastor first, nttawwt. Then again, can we ever revisit the sucking pastor too many times?

Is one supposed to spit or swallow the sucked demons?

Sorry, I missed that. Still funny as hell.

[billy.pilgrim]

Experience Cornelius:

http://experiencecornelius.com

:angel4: :thumbsup:

I'm gonna hire him for my friend's birthday.

"See him, feed him, touch him"
some idiot preacher

"See me. feel me, touch me, heal me,"
Pete Townshend


cat1 - this guy is for you

[neoplacebo]

Cornelius is also the best Zen auto mechanic ever.

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cat1

I’m just waiting for you to follow up on IIhan Omar having sex with her brother and some culturally favorable dude at the same time.

“I am legally married to one and culturally married to another.” - IIhan Omar

[Vrede too]

Hey 1cat, have you had your demons sucked out yet?

[Pastor Said He Was Sucking Demons Out of Men He Sexually Assaulted, Lawsuit Claims]
http://va.topbuzz.com/s/wffvrw

Nothing surprising about a pervert pastor, but the "several parishioners" that went along with it - wow!

No doubt about it' those folks found the church and pastor they want. If it's all the same I'll just stick with my bush doctor.

Define "bush".

[neoplacebo]

Hey 1cat, have you had your demons sucked out yet?

[Pastor Said He Was Sucking Demons Out of Men He Sexually Assaulted, Lawsuit Claims]
http://va.topbuzz.com/s/wffvrw

Nothing surprising about a pervert pastor, but the "several parishioners" that went along with it - wow!

No doubt about it' those folks found the church and pastor they want. If it's all the same I'll just stick with my bush doctor.

Define "bush".

Bush is a collective term assigned to a group or area of moderately dense vegetative growth that obscures what may or may not be occurring in or on the other side of the bush. A bush doctor is one who sees all, knows all, and is prepared to remedy all by utilizing various artifacts, talismans, bones, and magic words that serve to alleviate all suffering and impart a general sense of well being, if not invincibility. Kind of like a profound drug experience but with more genuine fervor.

[Vrede too]

Bush is a collective term assigned to a group or area of moderately dense vegetative growth that obscures what may or may not be occurring in or on the other side of the bush. A bush doctor is one who sees all, knows all, and is prepared to remedy all by utilizing various artifacts, talismans, bones, and magic words that serve to alleviate all suffering and impart a general sense of well being, if not invincibility. Kind of like a profound drug experience but with more genuine fervor.

Thanks. Whew, I was worried that your doctor is Presbyterian.

[neoplacebo]

Bush is a collective term assigned to a group or area of moderately dense vegetative growth that obscures what may or may not be occurring in or on the other side of the bush. A bush doctor is one who sees all, knows all, and is prepared to remedy all by utilizing various artifacts, talismans, bones, and magic words that serve to alleviate all suffering and impart a general sense of well being, if not invincibility. Kind of like a profound drug experience but with more genuine fervor.

Thanks. Whew, I was worried that your doctor is Presbyterian.

Nope; I'm in fine shape; nothing like a good bush doctor.

[billy.pilgrim]

cat1

I’m just waiting for you to follow up on IIhan Omar having sex with her brother and some culturally favorable dude at the same time.

“I am legally married to one and culturally married to another.” - IIhan Omar

Mitt's mormon guys love it. Some even preach pedophilia comes from your bible. Some even run for president. All are nuts.

[Vrede too]

Racist misogynist 1 FAT CAN is stupid and gullible, again.

Did U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar Marry Her Brother?

[neoplacebo]

cat1

I’m just waiting for you to follow up on IIhan Omar having sex with her brother and some culturally favorable dude at the same time.

“I am legally married to one and culturally married to another.” - IIhan Omar

Mitt's mormon guys love it. Some even preach pedophilia comes from your bible. Some even run for president. All are nuts.

Yeah, I remember a few years ago about that Warren Jeffs Mormon guy; married to a teenager and had lots more on standby. As far as I know he's still in prison but he does have acolytes.

[billy.pilgrim]

Racist misogynist 1 FAT CAN is stupid and gullible, again.

Did U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar Marry Her Brother?

Did 1cat lie again or is he too stupid to look things up?

[Vrede too]

Did 1cat lie again or is he too stupid to look things up?

Yes.

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cat1

I’m just waiting for you to follow up on IIhan Omar having sex with her brother and some culturally favorable dude at the same time.

“I am legally married to one and culturally married to another.” - IIhan Omar

Mitt's mormon guys love it. Some even preach pedophilia comes from your bible. Some even run for president. All are nuts.

Did you get that from topbuzz too?

http://va.topbuzz.com/s/wffvrw

[Vrede too]

Here's a good one; I feel it belongs in this religion thread. Lots of people are figuring on storming the secret Area 51 site to find out just what's going on there.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/hundred ... 11786.html

I feel this is a momentous occasion and that Bob Dylan should rewrite the old Highway 61 song in honor of it, like this:
God said to Abraham "kill me a son."
Abe said "man, you must be puttin' me on."
God said "no."
Abe said "what?"
God said "you can do what you want Abe, but the next time you see me comin' you better run."
Well, Abe said "where you want this killin' done?"
God said "out at Area 51."

3M have signed up now . Those AF warnings are working great.

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Did U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar Marry Her Brother?

What are you,Ilhan Omar's attorney. snopes.com
Unproven not Untrue.

Seems that snopes has some legal battles of it's own.
https://www.gofundme.com/savesnopes

[Vrede too]

3M have signed up now . Those AF warnings are working great.

That's what TV news said, it's actually "1.7M Going · 1.3M Interested".