Happy Turtle Day, Sen. Mitch 'Turtle' McConnell!

[neoplacebo]

Mitch:
No MI, no CVA.
Fall with loss of consciousness.
No injuries, no concussion.
Rehab to regain strength.

Seems a little fishy to me.

I'm reading this morning that Mitch is placing blame on his polio from when he was a kid. Says it's always affected his balance and does so even more as he gets older. It sounds plausible, I guess. But Mitch also once said "we have a criminal justice system in this country" referring to the crimes of trump.

[Vrede too]

I just assumed J.D. was on the way over to Lindsey's place at the time and was held up in traffic because of a minor accident up the street. But I think J.D. called Lindsey to tell him he was on the way over. Lindsey died while Vance was stuck in the back of a limo. Just the idea of J.D. coming over was enough to crack the nut.

Or, Just Deranged sent a note ahead:

... The words on the back of that black spot were taken from the Biblical Book of Revelation, like an allusion to the mark of the beast and the last judgement, i.e. Chapter 29:

It was around about the size of a crown piece. One side was blank, for it had been the last leaf; the other contained a verse or two of Revelation—these words among the rest, which struck sharply home upon my mind: "Without are dogs and murderers." The printed side had been blackened with wood ash, which already began to come off and soil my fingers; on the blank side had been written with the same material the one word "Depposed".

[Vrede too]

The Biggest Red Flags in Mitch McConnell's New Photo: Forensic Expert Analysis

Interesting. We can't trust anything anymore.

Notes:
That is a reclining hospital chair with sheets (for incontinence?) and pillows, not the hospital bed that Dr G says it is.
People in rehab are vulnerable. It would be normal to suggest that family hold on to the wedding ring.

[GoCubsGo]

The Biggest Red Flags in Mitch McConnell's New Photo: Forensic Expert Analysis

Interesting. We can't trust anything anymore.

Notes:
That is a reclining hospital chair with sheets (for incontinence?) and pillows, not the hospital bed that Dr G says it is.
People in rehab are vulnerable. It would be normal to suggest that family hold on to the wedding ring.

McConnell Hospital Photo Sparks Fresh Health Doubts
Last updated
2 hours ago
The 84-year-old senator, absent from public view since a June 14 fall linked to childhood polio, appears in the same red plaid shirt from a July 12 image with his wife, prompting critics to call it suspicious. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear revealed calls from federal agencies suggesting McConnell had passed, and urged a full health report or live video to confirm he can serve until retiring in January 2027. Even some Republicans like Sen. Josh Hawley have pressed for more details on his ability to handle Senate duties remotely amid pneumonia recovery.



LOL

[Vrede too]

McConnell Hospital Photo Sparks Fresh Health Doubts
Last updated
2 hours ago
The 84-year-old senator, absent from public view since a June 14 fall linked to childhood polio, appears in the same red plaid shirt from a July 12 image with his wife, prompting critics to call it suspicious. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear revealed calls from federal agencies suggesting McConnell had passed, and urged a full health report or live video to confirm he can serve until retiring in January 2027. Even some Republicans like Sen. Josh Hawley have pressed for more details on his ability to handle Senate duties remotely amid pneumonia recovery.
https://x.com/daviddunn177/status/2078527442679951493
https://x.com/catturd2/status/2078565580886491329

LOL

The Just Deranged of shirts.