Women and Horses

[neoplacebo]

What pisses me off is how homage is made to horses in the form of fake undersize horses with steel poles driven through them and then a couple dozen of them are arranged on a circular platform that rotates as little children are placed on top of the fake horses. Most of the time music is also being played while this goddamn stuff is going on. Fucking disgusting.

[neoplacebo]

Horse racing is another scam. I say if they are going to race horses there should not be a human riding the horse at the same time. It just creates confusion. And for some reason, the vast majority of these "jockeys" are little men. It's just stupid. If they must have another living being riding horses in a horse race, it should be a cat, preferably a small kitten. But if they persist in this "jockey" arrangement, I feel it should be done like you sometimes see in old cowboy movies where the rider is being dragged behind the running horse while hung up in saddle straps or ropes. After all, everybody enjoys seeing a good stomping.

[O Really]

Horse racing is another scam. I say if they are going to race horses there should not be a human riding the horse at the same time. It just creates confusion. And for some reason, the vast majority of these "jockeys" are little men. It's just stupid. If they must have another living being riding horses in a horse race, it should be a cat, preferably a small kitten. But if they persist in this "jockey" arrangement, I feel it should be done like you sometimes see in old cowboy movies where the rider is being dragged behind the running horse while hung up in saddle straps or ropes. After all, everybody enjoys seeing a good stomping.

Here ya' go.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/ ... horse.html

[O Really]

Two words: cross ties.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/animals ... ?ocid=iehp

[Ulysses]

For some reason I'm remembering the tale of how a famous Russian woman supposedly was so great she had sex with a horse.

I think her name was Catherine.

Film at 11.

[Vrede too]

I think the linked article attempts to raise the level of discussion above and beyond the male predilection with physical sex.

All to no avail....

We have a new recruit!

For some reason I'm remembering the tale of how a famous Russian woman supposedly was so great she had sex with a horse.

I think her name was Catherine.

Film at 11.

[Vrede too]

Two words: cross ties.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/animals ... ?ocid=iehp

Ouch.
Four words: disciplinary stomping by neoplacebo.

[O Really]

I thought that was a strange action by the horse. It looked like she was trimming hair from his nose, which can be a little ticklish but usually not infuriating to the horse. You'd expect some nose twitching, head wagging, maybe some attempt to back off, but that horse was striking with his front hooves - as sure sign of a really pissed off and/or frightened horse.

[neoplacebo]

Two words: cross ties.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/video/animals ... ?ocid=iehp

Ouch.
Four words: disciplinary stomping by neoplacebo.

That pitiful bastard had it coming to him. It was only a matter of time. Horses hate these fucking races. It makes them and everybody involved in it look stupid. Besides, there's easier ways to get stomped.

[Vrede too]

That pitiful bastard had it coming to him. It was only a matter of time. Horses hate these fucking races. It makes them and everybody involved in it look stupid. Besides, there's easier ways to get stomped.

What races?

[Ulysses]

For some reason I'm remembering the tale of how a famous Russian woman supposedly was so great she had sex with a horse.

I think her name was Catherine.

Film at 11.

The story about Catherine the Great and the horse, is of course, BS.

And for those who want to be reminded, the story had her arrange to have the horse dangling from a full harness above the bed, and be gradually lowered down upon her highness. For you know what. Some versions have the harness breaking and the horse falling upon her, resulting in her death. But I think she died of some natural cause, like heart failure.

Catherine the Great ruled Russia for 30 years, and apparently the nation thrived under her leadership. She was one smart lady. But the rest of Europe was quite upset by Russia's successes under her, hence the slander campaign(s) against her. And the horse, of course. BS.

Of course, I cannot, and will not, verify any of the above.

[neoplacebo]

Tell us about Joan of Arc. She was pretty big when horses were popular.

[Ulysses]

Tell us about Joan of Arc. She was pretty big when horses were popular.

Joan of Arc was also pretty popular when horses were big.

However, I never met her. And I don't think she is any relation. So any detail I might share you could also probably google for yourself. Sorry!

[billy.pilgrim]

For some reason I'm remembering the tale of how a famous Russian woman supposedly was so great she had sex with a horse.

I think her name was Catherine.

Film at 11.

The story about Catherine the Great and the horse, is of course, BS.

And for those who want to be reminded, the story had her arrange to have the horse dangling from a full harness above the bed, and be gradually lowered down upon her highness. For you know what. Some versions have the harness breaking and the horse falling upon her, resulting in her death. But I think she died of some natural cause, like heart failure.

Catherine the Great ruled Russia for 30 years, and apparently the nation thrived under her leadership. She was one smart lady. But the rest of Europe was quite upset by Russia's successes under her, hence the slander campaign(s) against her. And the horse, of course. BS.

Of course, I cannot, and will not, verify any of the above.

Did she ever have any baby horses?

[Ulysses]

For some reason I'm remembering the tale of how a famous Russian woman supposedly was so great she had sex with a horse.

I think her name was Catherine.

Film at 11.

The story about Catherine the Great and the horse, is of course, BS.

And for those who want to be reminded, the story had her arrange to have the horse dangling from a full harness above the bed, and be gradually lowered down upon her highness. For you know what. Some versions have the harness breaking and the horse falling upon her, resulting in her death. But I think she died of some natural cause, like heart failure.

Catherine the Great ruled Russia for 30 years, and apparently the nation thrived under her leadership. She was one smart lady. But the rest of Europe was quite upset by Russia's successes under her, hence the slander campaign(s) against her. And the horse, of course. BS.

Of course, I cannot, and will not, verify any of the above.

Did she ever have any baby horses?

Nah, I think, as the story goes, both Catherine the Great and the horse died in the fall.

But please don't quote me on that. I wasn't there, and I doubt any of my relatives were there, either.

[O Really]

Well, in addition to the obvious bullshittery of the Catherine/horse story, there's some very practical problems with it. No stallion is going to willingly be strapped up in a hanging harness, and if you tranked him, he couldn't get his stallion-hood up and working. On the other hand, if you slathered on some mare-in-season juice on Catherine's lady parts, the stallion could get up and working, but would cause way more pain with hooves and teeth than any pleasure she might gain by being split up the middle.

[GoCubsGo]

TMI.

[Ulysses]

TMI.

So it goes.

[Vrede too]

The story about Catherine the Great and the horse, is of course, BS.

And for those who want to be reminded, the story had her arrange to have the horse dangling from a full harness above the bed, and be gradually lowered down upon her highness. For you know what. Some versions have the harness breaking and the horse falling upon her, resulting in her death....

Idk spit about the Catherine myth, but the usual practice was for the woman to be "suspended from a harness hung from the horses back". To my kinkless mind this seems more realistic.

... Not necessarily dangerous for the horse, but ick:

Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.

Cue prudish hall monitor Useless to object.

What happens with the horse's legs in your scenario?

[O Really]

I wouldn't doubt that somewhere, sometime, some Florida woman has tried it, but whether you tie her to the bottom of the horse or just lean her over the barrier in the breeding shed, there are big challenges. You can get a stallion to mount a fake horse, as for semen collection, but you have to get him interested first. That's by letting him sniff and paw around a "teaser" mare. But when he's fired up, he's not easily controllable and will not treat gently anything he mounts. So if you get him excited and turn him loose on lady fair, it won't be an experience remembered fondly.