A Florida Man...

[GoCubsGo]

Agents raid home of fired Florida data scientist who built COVID-19 dashboard

Epic level Florida trash. I hope they just turned her cause into a crusade.

Great minds . . .
viewtopic.php?p=130743#p130743

I hope they just turned her into a rich woman.

If this is true this is insanity.

[bannination]

Man, you guys are on top of it lol

[Vrede too]

Epic level Florida trash....

More:

Defeated, lying, narcissist ex-President Trump will make a perfect ‘Florida man’ | Opinion

Step aside Congressman Matt Gaetz, Florida man personified, you’ve got real competition now.

The cast of ding-a-ling characters in the state is getting a major infusion of fresh specimens as a result of the 2020 election.

GOP-friendly Florida, the big loser, inherits the Trumps as residents....

"Columnist Fabiola Santiago was born in Cuba. She was exiled to the U.S. in 1969 on one of the historic Freedom Flights. She has been a (Miami) Herald reporter, editor and opinion writer since 1980."

[O Really]

Trumps can have our places in "Florida Men" lore. We've got bright shiny new California plates on the car and coach, California licenses and voting registration. Billy.P and Trump will have to uphold Florida Man reputation without our help.

[billy.pilgrim]

Good chance I'm leaving too. I believe that my 25 years demand to leave sunny Florida is beginning to crack the wife's New York resolve to die in Florida.

[O Really]

Good chance I'm leaving too. I believe that my 25 years demand to leave sunny Florida is beginning to crack the wife's New York resolve to die in Florida.

New York wife could probably live just as happily and die just as sadly in California, Arizona, Colorado, or some other place with legal weed.

[billy.pilgrim]

Good chance I'm leaving too. I believe that my 25 years demand to leave sunny Florida is beginning to crack the wife's New York resolve to die in Florida.

New York wife could probably live just as happily and die just as sadly in California, Arizona, Colorado, or some other place with legal weed.

About 40 years ago I boasted that I would never live in Florida. I've been here for 38 years and have only the wives and kids to blame. Blame me too, I could have always turned my back on them and left.

But really, it has been a fun place to live with a lot to do.

[O Really]

Good chance I'm leaving too. I believe that my 25 years demand to leave sunny Florida is beginning to crack the wife's New York resolve to die in Florida.

New York wife could probably live just as happily and die just as sadly in California, Arizona, Colorado, or some other place with legal weed.

About 40 years ago I boasted that I would never live in Florida. I've been here for 38 years and have only the wives and kids to blame. Blame me too, I could have always turned my back on them and left.

But really, it has been a fun place to live with a lot to do.

There was a time when I thought I would never leave Florida. Why would anybody leave once they got there, I thought. But then I got out of law school and career opportunities took me other places and 15 years to get back. But then after a while we became snowbirders and gradually spent more time in WNC and mainly winters in Florida. Then we decided to move west and when we got to southern California I thought "we're home, why did we spend all those years in Florida when we could have been here?"

[neoplacebo]

Fuck Florida. Tennessee is a better place to live and die in. California is too far to go to die. Fuck them too.

[neoplacebo]

There was a time when I thought I would never leave Florida. Why would anybody leave once they got there, I thought......

There was a time when I thought I'd never die....in Florida or anywhere else. Now I recognize the significance of coming to grips with dying in Florida. I will wish it on trump, General Flynn, trumpy Barr, Jared, Ivanka, Navarro, Miller, and Roger Stone.

[O Really]

Fuck Florida. Tennessee is a better place to live and die in. California is too far to go to die. Fuck them too.

Your part of Tennessee is undoubtedly a good place to live or die. The other end of the state not so much.

[neoplacebo]

Fuck Florida. Tennessee is a better place to live and die in. California is too far to go to die. Fuck them too.

Your part of Tennessee is undoubtedly a good place to live or die. The other end of the state not so much.

Well, yes, but on Tuesday there was a home invasion and murder of a 66 year old man here in my immediate area. The killer then embarked on a "crime spree" of kidnapping, robbery, and general mayhem. He was caught and is being held on a million dollars bail. I just wrote it off as a trump cult member being a trump cult member.

[neoplacebo]

Florida man dies when window closes on his neck and strangles him while he's trying to burglarize a home. Obviously a rigged window.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man- ... 34764.html
The story also has a photo of him looking suspicious.

[Vrede too]

Florida man dies when window closes on his neck and strangles him while he's trying to burglarize a home. Obviously a rigged window.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man- ... 34764.html
The story also has a photo of him looking suspicious.

. . . Family sues homeowner over faulty window.


Trump's Mar-a-Lago neighbors don't want him to move there. They may be able to stop him, too.

Opps. Maybe he can buy a place near that Escambia County Trump Bridge.

[Vrede too]

Marco Rubio Mocked For Being Triggered By Biden Official's Comment

One example:

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-p ... disagrees/


WTF is he doing?

DeSantis says Florida shipments of vaccines are ‘on hold.’ Pfizer disagrees.
‘No shipments containing the vaccine are on hold or delayed,’ the pharmaceutical giant said in a statement Thursday.

[neoplacebo]

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-p ... disagrees/


WTF is he doing?

DeSantis says Florida shipments of vaccines are ‘on hold.’ Pfizer disagrees.
‘No shipments containing the vaccine are on hold or delayed,’ the pharmaceutical giant said in a statement Thursday.

There were some delays in shipping in the areas where the big snow storm happened the other day. Some vaccine had to be thrown out due to the temp sensors inside the boxes going off. None of that should affect FL though since the largest shipping hub in North America (Fedex) is in Memphis and Memphis is where FL would be getting its supply from. Sounds like your idiot governor is just being an idiot again.

[GoCubsGo]

He is "Little Marco".

[Vrede too]

Q: "Why did you want to climb Mount Everest?"
A: "Because it's there." -- George_Mallory
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_Mallory

Q: Why did you rob banks?
A: “Because that’s where the money is.” -- incorrectly attributed to Willie Sutton
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/willie-sutton/

Q: Why did you set fire to your Chevy Silverado?
A: To give deputies “something to do.” -- Florida Man
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man- ... 06973.html

[GoCubsGo]

After deputies arrested the 28-year-old Florida man, methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia were found in his pocket, said the complaint. This added two counts of possession to his arson charge.

Must've been good stuff.