Wingnut Conspiracies

[Boatrocker]

Started a new thread for these things, for those of you who have the stomach to read this shit.

The Muslim Plot to Take Over National Parks Exposed!

[bannination]

Started a new thread for these things, for those of you who have the stomach to read this shit.

The Muslim Plot to Take Over National Parks Exposed!

You know, they are so fond of conspiracies.... but Fox being partially owned by a Saudi 'dirty terrorist musclim" prince is just FINE!!! I *really* don't get that. Any cons want to explain it?

[O Really]

50,000,000 "Muslims" of unspecified nationality hiding in the forest waiting to vote Obama into perpetuity is just too funny for comment. How do these people manage to wipe their own asses?

[Boatrocker]

50,000,000 "Muslims" of unspecified nationality hiding in the forest waiting to vote Obama into perpetuity is just too funny for comment. How do these people manage to wipe their own asses?

There's actually no evidence that they do.

[O Really]

I'm pretty sure I saw a couple of busloads of "Muslims" pull into Diamond Brand to buy camping gear for the forest. In fact, I think there were "Muslims" behind every bush in sight along the Paris Mountain trails last week. Probably some under the office rug, too. Somebody said they read on the internet that almost all the trucks going though the weigh stations are filled with "Muslims." At least the ones that aren't filled with Mexicans. There's a whole huge company that does nothing but ship "Muslims" around the world... http://www.shipmsm.com/

"MSLM" is pretty much a penny stock, but the name "Mascot Silver-Lead Mines Inc." sounds like a phony front for some forest-dwelling "Muslims" to be laundering their virgins. http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/mslm/charts

[Boatrocker]

This could be serious. Hopefully the faithful tinfoil battalions out there in grandma's basement are spreading the word. And surely- SURELY- infowars and prisonplanet are on top of this.

[O Really]

I've got an idea for a project for Anonymous. Hack into the Infowars site and start the most outrageous conspiracy theory they can think of. See how long it will take before anybody catches on, and whether the piece goes viral. Then, after all the village idiots have bought it, claim credit for the bogus story.

[O Really]

... Besides, when has debunking ever mattered there?

Ya got me there.

[Boatrocker]

Yeah. Busted.

[Stinger]

Here's another gem.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/g ... ts-rushing

Louie Gohmert, a frickin' congressman, claims that the Muslim Brotherhood is advising (running?) the FBI investigation into the Boston bombing.

Dumbasses.

[Boatrocker]

7 Weirdest Conspiracy Theories Now Taken Seriously by GOP
The absorption of the GOP by the forces of pure fucking stupidity is nearly complete. The biggest clown car ever seen.

[Bungalow Bill]

Sounds like the thread titles on CPF.

[Boatrocker]

The Bircher Birthers.

[Stinger]

The latest was a friend of mine who posted that IRS targeting of "tea party" and "patriot" nonprofits for additional scrutiny during the last election cycle proves that the Obama administration is the crookedest administration ever.

The problem is that former IRS Commissioner Shulman was a Bush appointee whose six-year term ended on November 9th.

Also got people turning cartwheels over Benghazi, some claiming that "four generals were fired to help cover it up."

I'm sure that everyone who rises to the level of general is too cowardly to speak out if he or she sees something wrong.

Dumbasses.

[Sometime Lefty]

I just spent some time over at CPF reviewing election predictions. Solar is a complete asshole and proved he lives in a far right wing bubble! http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/p ... edictions/

So here are only some of his "predictions". Straight from his ass.

I think you're right, were already seeing the beginning of an implosion.
I'm still sticking with a landslide win.

After following politics for decades, I can say with certainty, Mitt will win.
The indicators are mostly on the left, despite the drive on the right, the left knows it's over and sees no reason to even show up at the polls.
While the Right is driven by anger, a very strong and useful motivator.
Honestly, I do not believe anyone on the right will sit on their laurels this time around.

MJ, do yourself a favor, turn off the TV and go about your life and just vote.
What you're seeing is pure spin by the left, they need to create an illusion that HUsein has a chance, or their support will feel voting is a lost cause.
The GOP are playing the game as well, because they don't want the right thinking it's in the bag for Mitt and simply sit home thinking someone else will vote and all will be fine.
But the reality is, husein will not win, in fact he will lose in a complete landslide.

MJ, I too have inside info that I won't divulge.
But consider one fact, the Dim party has the same stats, which is why Husein bought a house in Hawaii. If he had another four years, there would be no need to setup house so soon.Oh, and the person that told you the internals, he's lying to your face!

Son, I've been doing this for years, the election won't even be close.
Will you bow allegiance to Mitt when he wins?

And yes, the Dim party is now a socialist party, they own it, which is why they are being handed their collective ass.

When Mitt wins, will you then understand what were telling you, and will you come back

[Boatrocker]

Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln
Really, it's not much sillier than the other shit they come up with.

[bannination]

I just spent some time over at CPF reviewing election predictions. Solar is a complete asshole and proved he lives in a far right wing bubble! http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/p ... edictions/

So here are only some of his "predictions". Straight from his ass.

I think you're right, were already seeing the beginning of an implosion.
I'm still sticking with a landslide win.

After following politics for decades, I can say with certainty, Mitt will win.
The indicators are mostly on the left, despite the drive on the right, the left knows it's over and sees no reason to even show up at the polls.
While the Right is driven by anger, a very strong and useful motivator.
Honestly, I do not believe anyone on the right will sit on their laurels this time around.

MJ, do yourself a favor, turn off the TV and go about your life and just vote.
What you're seeing is pure spin by the left, they need to create an illusion that HUsein has a chance, or their support will feel voting is a lost cause.
The GOP are playing the game as well, because they don't want the right thinking it's in the bag for Mitt and simply sit home thinking someone else will vote and all will be fine.
But the reality is, husein will not win, in fact he will lose in a complete landslide.

MJ, I too have inside info that I won't divulge.
But consider one fact, the Dim party has the same stats, which is why Husein bought a house in Hawaii. If he had another four years, there would be no need to setup house so soon.Oh, and the person that told you the internals, he's lying to your face!

Son, I've been doing this for years, the election won't even be close.
Will you bow allegiance to Mitt when he wins?

And yes, the Dim party is now a socialist party, they own it, which is why they are being handed their collective ass.

When Mitt wins, will you then understand what were telling you, and will you come back

Fascinating. Surely he'll make a prediction one day that'll turn out right. Something something squirrel gets something something.

While the Right is driven by anger, a very strong and useful motivator.

Isn't that an admission that the right is nothing but 'low-info, emotional voters'?

That explains Dick Cheney though. 'He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil. '

[Boatrocker]

Amb. Stevens Was Running Russian Stinger Missiles To Jihadies In Syria!
Plenty of wingnut forums to go around. Maybe one of the short bus crew at CPF will pick this up and run with it.
Benghazi Tourette's is becoming a epidemic on the right.
"Russian" Stinger missiles? Really? Stevens was killed by Al Qaeda for selling missiles to . . . Al Qaeda? This is the shit putting the 'nut' in wingnut.

[neoplacebo]

I just spent some time over at CPF reviewing election predictions. Solar is a complete asshole and proved he lives in a far right wing bubble! http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/p ... edictions/

So here are only some of his "predictions". Straight from his ass.

I think you're right, were already seeing the beginning of an implosion.
I'm still sticking with a landslide win.

After following politics for decades, I can say with certainty, Mitt will win.
The indicators are mostly on the left, despite the drive on the right, the left knows it's over and sees no reason to even show up at the polls.
While the Right is driven by anger, a very strong and useful motivator.
Honestly, I do not believe anyone on the right will sit on their laurels this time around.

MJ, do yourself a favor, turn off the TV and go about your life and just vote.
What you're seeing is pure spin by the left, they need to create an illusion that HUsein has a chance, or their support will feel voting is a lost cause.
The GOP are playing the game as well, because they don't want the right thinking it's in the bag for Mitt and simply sit home thinking someone else will vote and all will be fine.
But the reality is, husein will not win, in fact he will lose in a complete landslide.

MJ, I too have inside info that I won't divulge.
But consider one fact, the Dim party has the same stats, which is why Husein bought a house in Hawaii. If he had another four years, there would be no need to setup house so soon.Oh, and the person that told you the internals, he's lying to your face!

Son, I've been doing this for years, the election won't even be close.
Will you bow allegiance to Mitt when he wins?

And yes, the Dim party is now a socialist party, they own it, which is why they are being handed their collective ass.

When Mitt wins, will you then understand what were telling you, and will you come back

Fascinating. Surely he'll make a prediction one day that'll turn out right. Something something squirrel gets something something.

While the Right is driven by anger, a very strong and useful motivator.

Isn't that an admission that the right is nothing but 'low-info, emotional voters'?

That explains Dick Cheney though. 'He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil. '

I agree that it truly is fascinating, but I predict his predictions will become increasingly bizarre and 180 degrees from reality as time passes. A bright shining example of the timeless notion that ignorance is bliss.

[Boatrocker]

So, did Obama use his secret weather control program to create the Oklahoma tornadoes, in an effort to deflect attention from the congressional teabaggers' grilling of IRS officials?