A Florida Man...

[neoplacebo]

A Florida old man is robbed by his young wife; she cashes checks worth "about $666,000 " and tries to get more, gets busted.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-26-char ... 48660.html

[Vrede too]

A Florida old man is robbed by his young wife; she cashes checks worth "about $666,000 " and tries to get more, gets busted.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-26-char ... 48660.html

Silly old man. For $1M he could have gotten an upgrade.


https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/tam ... for-money/

[neoplacebo]

Yeah, and the story said he was going to give her the benefit of the doubt.....maybe he had failing vision.

[GoCubsGo]

A Florida old man is robbed by his young wife; she cashes checks worth "about $666,000 " and tries to get more, gets busted.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-26-char ... 48660.html

Silly old man. For $1M he could have gotten an upgrade.


https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/tam ... for-money/

Looks like she's related to Mr. Spock.

[Vrede too]

Looks like she's related to Mr. Spock.

I did not intend to be species-ist, or to disparage the medical profession.



Doctor T'Para Lotos Selar

[GoCubsGo]

Looks like she's related to Mr. Spock.

I did not intend to be species-ist, or to disparage the medical profession.



Doctor T'Para Lotos Selar

Holy Shit! I knew it!!

[Vrede too]

Holy Shit! I knew it!!

It is very logical to get an ear nip and eyebrow tuck in order to snare a sugar daddy.

Live long and PROSPER.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/former-flori ... om-charity


This is the 2nd time this charity has been looted. Last time it was millions and multiple top people involved.

Personally I see stealing from charity as being a far greater crime that simple grand theft.
This guy will probably serve a couple of years in a nice minimum security facility while some kid gets worse for stealing a car or selling a little pot.


Edit:

I can't find the Pensacola people involved last time, but here's Bill, old guy stole hundreds of thousands for his 17 year old girlfriend

https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-do ... l-of-shame


Maybe it's just me, it damn sure ain't the sentencing guidelines, but I see Charity crimes as worse than Public Servant crimes and both types as being far worse than crimes by ordinary people.

[O Really]

California Girls...

"A road rage incident turned deadly after two women in a sedan got into a fight with a motorcyclist in Hollywood and followed him to a residential street, where one of the women inadvertently struck the other with their own vehicle, officials said."




https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-arrest ... 34498.html

[Vrede too]

California Girls...

"A road rage incident turned deadly after two women in a sedan got into a fight with a motorcyclist in Hollywood and followed him to a residential street, where one of the women inadvertently struck the other with their own vehicle, officials said."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-arrest ... 34498.html

Updated details, still bizarre:

Hit-and-Run Suspect ID’d in Hollywood Road Rage Incident That Left Her Friend Dead: LAPD

[Leo Lyons]

[neoplacebo]

Florida man stuffs ribeye steaks in his pants, loses pants and steaks, gets tased in balls. This story has it all.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shoplifter-t ... 34369.html

[Vrede too]

Florida man stuffs ribeye steaks in his pants, loses pants and steaks, gets tased in balls. This story has it all.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shoplifter-t ... 34369.html

... Short was taken to a hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals, a report says.

Sometimes in the ER it's very hard not to laugh.

[O Really]

Florida man stuffs ribeye steaks in his pants, loses pants and steaks, gets tased in balls. This story has it all.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shoplifter-t ... 34369.html

... Short was taken to a hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals, a report says.

Sometimes in the ER it's very hard not to laugh.

The article said, "The store manager reported that Short was a regular shoplifter at the store and that when other shoppers reported they saw him stuffing meat in his pants, the manager stopped him, investigators said."

A regular shoplifter? Really? Or is that just another example of poor Yahoo reporting/writing?

[Vrede too]

The article said, "The store manager reported that Short was a regular shoplifter at the store and that when other shoppers reported they saw him stuffing meat in his pants, the manager stopped him, investigators said."

A regular shoplifter? Really? Or is that just another example of poor Yahoo reporting/writing?

It's a Daytona Beach News-Journal article via USA TODAY. The original has not been changed in a day and a half, so I'm guessing that's what the reporter meant to say, as strange as it is.
https://www.news-journalonline.com/news ... -his-pants

[neoplacebo]

Florida man stuffs ribeye steaks in his pants, loses pants and steaks, gets tased in balls. This story has it all.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shoplifter-t ... 34369.html

... Short was taken to a hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals, a report says.

Sometimes in the ER it's very hard not to laugh.

The article said, "The store manager reported that Short was a regular shoplifter at the store and that when other shoppers reported they saw him stuffing meat in his pants, the manager stopped him, investigators said."

A regular shoplifter? Really? Or is that just another example of poor Yahoo reporting/writing?

Yeah, that kind of stood out for me as well. A serial shoplifter at the same place? I always thought a business can ban one from their business in cases like that. But it reminded me of a line from an old Grateful Dead song "Money" that goes "mama, don't send me down to rob that bank again."

[Vrede too]

Matt Gaetz says Trump should pardon Roger Stone

Suck up.

[neoplacebo]

A Florida man tries to walk his dog with a drone. Swing and a miss.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/2020-03 ... 61683.html

[O Really]

A Florida Man - Governor no less ...
Wears one glove, touches hands, touches nose with bare hand. We can hope, I suppose, that this idiot who dragged on doing anything about Covid-19 protections until Trump told him to will be able to have some personal experience with this frivolous "hoax."

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/ron-desa ... 32003.html

[.Oomba.]

Still my favorite Florida story:

Tainted Buffet At Jacksonville Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

by ViraScoop
3 years ago
1.5k Views

A popular strip club in Jacksonville, Florida has been closed until further notice after several dancers contracted diarrhea last Friday night. The cause of the incident, which remains under investigation, has been initially linked to a contaminated buffet at the venue. While the investigation continues, the venue has not been named.

According to reports by local media, the strip club was nearly full on Friday night when the incident occurred, and both staff and customers were reported to have eaten from the free buffet, which included the usual selection of ribs, chicken and deep-fried shrimp.

While the results of the lab analysis are yet to come back, one source familiar with the investigation told reporters that bad shrimp was the most likely cause of the diarrhea. “Typically shrimp are involved in cases like this, particularly when they are not cleaned thoroughly.”

Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged.

“At first I picked up a bad smell; I thought maybe the guy next to me had farted,” said the witness, who declined to be named. “However, the smell got worse and I noticed that a lot of other guys were looking around to see what it was.”

It was at this point that the first dancer to suffer from diarrhea was unable to control her bowels any longer, and ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.”

The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.”

Some of the guests who had been enjoying the show also contracted diarrhea and there was a rush on the men’s room, which unfortunately did not have enough stalls to cope with the sudden influx in demand.

Cleaners who were hired to deal with the mess reportedly were shocked at the condition of the venue. “Strip clubs are generally dirty places, but this was on a whole new level,” said one of the cleaning staff. “In my time, I’ve seen faeces in a urinal once or twice, but never in the sinks.”

In an effort to compensate customers for the incident, the venue’s management took to social media to offer free entry to any guests who had been at the club on Friday night. Management also noted that the free buffet would not be available until further notice.