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Ron just eliminated all online classes from public schools in Florida.
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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A Florida man running for US Congress has gone full bore nutjob. He'll probably be elected.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressiona ... 12227.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressiona ... 12227.html
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He's an independent and has qualified for the Nov ballot.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:58 pmA Florida man running for US Congress has gone full bore nutjob. He'll probably be elected.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressiona ... 12227.html
https://ballotpedia.org/K.W._Miller
He may be too wingnutty to get any votes, but he can only hurt the Repug nominee and the district isn't solid red.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%2 ... tial_races
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A Florida jogger...
Florida jogger finds human head by road during morning run, police say
The jogger thought that s/he was leading the race, but someone else was a head.
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The jogger thought that s/he was leading the race, but someone else was a head.
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Nevertheless, that individual doesn’t have to look over his shoulder anymore
We're gonna need a wall to keep Floridians in their place...
Checked in the mirror this morning,
it's not mine
when will people learn not to litter

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What's that in the road ahead? Yep
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Florida - always a step ahead.
Heads rolled after funeral home scandal.
Heads rolled after funeral home scandal.
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Stand your ground.
Man fires 'warning shots' in Miami hotel lobby after telling guests 'you all aren't social distancing'
Man fires 'warning shots' in Miami hotel lobby after telling guests 'you all aren't social distancing'
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The safest person in the world to swim alongside:
Florida man once bitten by alligator is chomped by 8-foot shark while on vacation
Florida man once bitten by alligator is chomped by 8-foot shark while on vacation
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What is the mathematical probability of a man being wrong about every single thing he has ever said?You underestimate Gaetz's value. He's as valuable as someone who is always right. When he says, "cut the blue wire" you know without a doubt you cut the red wire.
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Look what Ron is doing to impress trump
making felons and destroying towns and cites for trying a different path. What is wrong with this man?
making felons and destroying towns and cites for trying a different path. What is wrong with this man?
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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https://www.tampabay.com/news/2020/07/2 ... -arrested/
"Jae Passmore called for a moment of silence. It was June 27, six days after a pickup truck driver swore at protesters demonstrating at a Hyde Park Village intersection, accelerated over a median and struck the community organizer."
"A St. Petersburg police spokeswoman said “we have not encountered incidents where motorists have been at fault.”'
Of course not.
"But incidents of motorists driving into protesters have become increasingly common over the past five years, said a terrorism researcher who’s been tracking cases. He has recorded at least 75 incidents across the nation over the past two months."
"On June 7 in Pensacola, an SUV driver forced his way through a line of protesters, knocked one onto his hood and carried him across all three miles of the Pensacola Bay Bridge. The protester, Jason Uphaus, was arrested on charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct — police said he damaged a side mirror — but the driver, Nathan Matusz, was not charged."
1st I've heard of this, but then I don't read Gannett or watch the right wing local news.
"Jae Passmore called for a moment of silence. It was June 27, six days after a pickup truck driver swore at protesters demonstrating at a Hyde Park Village intersection, accelerated over a median and struck the community organizer."
"A St. Petersburg police spokeswoman said “we have not encountered incidents where motorists have been at fault.”'
Of course not.
"But incidents of motorists driving into protesters have become increasingly common over the past five years, said a terrorism researcher who’s been tracking cases. He has recorded at least 75 incidents across the nation over the past two months."
"On June 7 in Pensacola, an SUV driver forced his way through a line of protesters, knocked one onto his hood and carried him across all three miles of the Pensacola Bay Bridge. The protester, Jason Uphaus, was arrested on charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct — police said he damaged a side mirror — but the driver, Nathan Matusz, was not charged."
1st I've heard of this, but then I don't read Gannett or watch the right wing local news.
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Not long ago, TN tried to pull a stunt like this but the proposed bill did not advance. The GOP is just getting worse all the time with their flirtation with fascism. Assholes.,,,,,trump really brings out the seedy white underbelly they used to try to hide.
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This story about a man in Oregon is from the Miami Herald; guess the paper knows he's a Florida man at heart. And he loves him some second Amendment more than anything.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shopper-flau ... 26879.html

https://www.yahoo.com/news/shopper-flau ... 26879.html
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Lincoln City is on the 101 on the Oregon coast. We'll be going through there in a few weeks. Good thing we weren't planning on staying there - that guy is probably not the only idiot around.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:21 amThis story about a man in Oregon is from the Miami Herald; guess the paper knows he's a Florida man at heart. And he loves him some second Amendment more than anything.![]()
https://www.yahoo.com/news/shopper-flau ... 26879.html
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Rick has another way to stop all this nasty voting
Rick has another way to stop all this nasty voting
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Semi-serious question: Why are these Repug idiots so sure that only Dems will (a)use mail-in (b) mess up ballots (c) mail ballots late (d) won't vote because of logistical hurdles...yada?
And if more Dems are requesting mail ballots than Repugs, why is Trump encouraging Florida voters to use mail-in while Scott/DeSantis are trying to get more tossed?
And if more Dems are requesting mail ballots than Repugs, why is Trump encouraging Florida voters to use mail-in while Scott/DeSantis are trying to get more tossed?
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They aren't so sure of that, it's a response to poor polling. At the least it's a setup for excusing losses and saving face. At worst it's an excuse for rejecting the results and forcing a constitutional crisis.O Really wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 1:22 pmSemi-serious question: Why are these Repug idiots so sure that only Dems will (a)use mail-in (b) mess up ballots (c) mail ballots late (d) won't vote because of logistical hurdles...yada?
And if more Dems are requesting mail ballots than Repugs, why is Trump encouraging Florida voters to use mail-in while Scott/DeSantis are trying to get more tossed?
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It's all about the option to reject the results.Vrede too wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 2:49 pmThey aren't so sure of that, it's a response to poor polling. At the least it's a setup for excusing losses and saving face. At worst it's an excuse for rejecting the results and forcing a constitutional crisis.O Really wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 1:22 pmSemi-serious question: Why are these Repug idiots so sure that only Dems will (a)use mail-in (b) mess up ballots (c) mail ballots late (d) won't vote because of logistical hurdles...yada?
And if more Dems are requesting mail ballots than Repugs, why is Trump encouraging Florida voters to use mail-in while Scott/DeSantis are trying to get more tossed?
Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”