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Whack9 wrote:
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Here's one. Grandson and grandpa smoke pot, sonny beats grandpa to death with baseball bat and stabs grandpa, then cuts off his ears. What?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-man-pul ... 04480.html
Smoking that dope put the devil down in their lungs.
... After his grandfather came at him with a knife, Parker said he was able to disarm the 77-year-old “and use the knife against him.” ...
It's clear to me that neither of them smoked enough pot.
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It's clear to me that neither of them smoked enough pot.
Saying they had "smoked some pot" is probably equivalent to the driver with a .2 saying "I had a beer." I'm guessing there was no pot, but meth. The article is written peculiarly, too. A person thought to be involved in the event pulls two bloody ears out of his pocket - how long would it take to "later discover...." that they belonged to the dead guy? I keep seeing reports on TV where the news chick says something like, "A man was found in the bay with his feet encased in concrete and four gunshots to his head. The police suspect foul play."

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Ulysses wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:11 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:36 pm
Whack9 wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:34 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:12 pm
Here's one. Grandson and grandpa smoke pot, sonny beats grandpa to death with baseball bat and stabs grandpa, then cuts off his ears. What?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-man-pul ... 04480.html
Smoking that dope put the devil down in their lungs.
I know, man. It's a horrible thing.....just like the chief of the boat said in Apocalypse Now....."AND STOP SMOKIN' THAT DOPE"
Iffen he hadn't been zonked out of his mind on that weed, he might have stopped after the baseball battery, cause Gramps was dead by that point, nothing more to be gained. That alone is example enough of how pot messes with your mind.
Yeah, well, I've been smoking pot for more than fifty years and have not once been tempted to slice off anybody's ears. But I will.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 7:54 pm
Ulysses wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 6:11 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:36 pm
Whack9 wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:34 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:12 pm
Here's one. Grandson and grandpa smoke pot, sonny beats grandpa to death with baseball bat and stabs grandpa, then cuts off his ears. What?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-man-pul ... 04480.html
Smoking that dope put the devil down in their lungs.
I know, man. It's a horrible thing.....just like the chief of the boat said in Apocalypse Now....."AND STOP SMOKIN' THAT DOPE"
Iffen he hadn't been zonked out of his mind on that weed, he might have stopped after the baseball battery, cause Gramps was dead by that point, nothing more to be gained. That alone is example enough of how pot messes with your mind.
Yeah, well, I've been smoking pot for more than fifty years and have not once been tempted to slice off anybody's ears. But I will.
Remind me to check and make sure you got your ear-slicing urge satisfied before we if ever cross paths.

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"...suspicion of child endangerment."
Guy takes his little kid over the barriers into the elephant yard - drops her on the way out. Yep, that might could possibly under the right circumstance maybe be child endangerment. :lol:

Sad thing is, the zoos are only open with 25% capacity, pre-ticketing required. The idiot's slot could have been better used.

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"...suspicion of child endangerment."
Guy takes his little kid over the barriers into the elephant yard - drops her on the way out. Yep, that might could possibly under the right circumstance maybe be child endangerment. :lol:

Sad thing is, the zoos are only open with 25% capacity, pre-ticketing required. The idiot's slot could have been better used.
There's video (of course). Best view of toddler drop is at 1:20. :o
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/nation ... d/2554794/

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Glad no one was hurt. Some fools would have blamed the elephant. So, the main time an elephant sees a human in its paddock? Ummm, what is meal time, Katie?

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In what world could someone think that this could be a good idea? I don't get it.

Hopefully Child Protective Services is on the case.

Elephants are generally very intelligent and nurturing. My guess is it wanted to protect the kid from his idiot father.
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I’m no mechanic, but I agree that the van does appear to have overheated.
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Weird spring break traditions that they have in Arkansas.
Some tweeters think that the cop backed into a parked car as many as 3 times. I have doubts, but it's added funny if he did.
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How stories grow...

"A father dropped his 2-year-old daughter into the enclosure of an angry African bull elephant at San Diego Zoo"

Now it's an "angry bull elephant" and the guy "dropped his ...daughter into the enclosure"
"Dropped into" is a big difference from "dropped in"

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In other news....

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She just looks like the sort of dumbass shithead that would abuse super glue. I wonder what else this treacherous woman is responsible for?

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What the fuck? Where are the fat white people with the trump flags? I guess they went on without their boat. Hell, they probably never paid for it anyway.

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Visit Florida, the water is fine.


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Visit Florida, the water is fine.


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Awesome, close to my old stomping grounds. Life in the food chain.

Around 1977 or so we had a massive red tide come in. Jaques Cousteau came to study it (I could see Calypso from the beach).

The beaches were absolutely covered with dead baby hammerheads and lemon sharks.

We used to go to the pass bridges at night during a full moon, we could see dozens of sharks feeding in the currents as the tides came in or out.
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Gaetz faces House ethics probe; federal investigation widens

The House Ethics Committee announced an investigation Friday into Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz as federal prosecutors probing sex trafficking allegations against him are also scrutinizing the actions of some of his political allies and fellow Florida Republicans as part of a broader public corruption inquiry.

Federal agents have, in recent months, been examining Gaetz’s connections to several other influential Florida political figures.

They include Florida state senator Jason Brodeur; Halsey Beshears, the state’s former top business regulator; Chris Dorworth, a lobbyist who had served in the state House of Representatives; and Jason Pirozzolo, a hand surgeon and Gaetz campaign donor who served on the board of the Orlando Airport Authority, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
Hang in there, doorMatt, you might just bring down the entire Florida GOP.
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What the fuck? Where are the fat white people with the trump flags? I guess they went on without their boat. Hell, they probably never paid for it anyway.
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