The Food Thread

[O Really]

Is praise bread similar to cow pies?

Maybe, but Whoopie Pies are more similar.

[GoCubsGo]

Is praise bread similar to cow pies?

Maybe, but Whoopie Pies are more similar.

Not Moon Pies?

[Vrede too]

... I like the "prairie bread", though. Or Cucomonga sweet wheat. That fits the taste.

Is praise bread similar to cow pies?

Prairie bread. "praise bread" is similar to communion wafers, and Gaetz tweets are similar to bull pies.

[O Really]

I just thought "praise" was just billy.p's autocorrect thinking for itself again. Didn't know there was actually a "praise bread," although I've definitely had some that was praise-worthy.

[billy.pilgrim]

I just thought "praise" was just billy.p's autocorrect thinking for itself again. Didn't know there was actually a "praise bread," although I've definitely had some that was praise-worthy.

Yep, the dreaded autocorrect struck again.

[Whack9]

[GoCubsGo]

Done playing with it? Ewww.

The whole concept.....

[Vrede too]

Done playing with it? Ewww.

The whole concept.....

Not just sick, but uncooked = salmonella.

[Ulysses]

It's gotta be a joke.

I mean, who the eff would want to eat one of those, when their kids are done playing with it? You know, after a few hours sitting there at room temp, growing a new crop of spoilage bacteria?

Truly disgusting.

[Whack9]

No way it's real

[Vrede too]

No way it's real

It could be . . .


We Recreated The Viral Chicken Teddy Bear

Don't worry, it's fake.

... The raw chicken teddy bear, which went viral for the first time in 2013, is actually a piece of art by Russian artist Viktor Ivanov, who said at the time, "On the whole, it made me feel disgusted the entire time I was making it."

He added: "One should not know what it’s like to sew through skin.” ...

So, why do it?

... Or maybe because it's just an absolute mess of a salmonella outbreak just waiting to happen....

I'll send you a bill, Whack9.

Ah, but it gets worse:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/c ... teddy-bear

... Ivanov isn't a stranger to...chicken skin creations. In 2013 he and fellow artist Lewis G. Burton made headlines for constructing an entire gimp suit out of chicken skin. Normal dude, normal art. It's a metaphor, or something.



You can even watch a whole video of someone putting on the chicken skin gimp suit. What a day!


Man Wears Real Chicken Skin Gimp Suit

Let's just call it even on the therapy bills, Whack9.

[neoplacebo]

And I thought I was the only one to wear the Chicken Skin Gimp Suit. Fuck me blind.

[Vrede too]

And I thought I was the only one to wear the Chicken Skin Gimp Suit. Fuck me blind.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Useless has a Hummingbird Koi Baby Raccoon Skin Gimp Suit. He's wearing it every time he posts:

(signature: obsessed perseverating whining gibberish)

Kinky.

[Ulysses]

And I thought I was the only one to wear the Chicken Skin Gimp Suit. Fuck me blind.

Well, just between you and me, you are the only one to wear it.

And yes, there is something wrong with that.

[Vrede too]

And I thought I was the only one to wear the Chicken Skin Gimp Suit. Fuck me blind.

Well, just between you and me, you are the only one to wear it.

And yes, there is something wrong with that.

Ummm,

... Ah, but it gets worse:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/c ... teddy-bear ...

Pay attention.

[O Really]

Louisiana night at the O Really's tonight. Blackened Red Snapper (OK, so it was Pacific Red Snapper, but still very good), dirty rice, fresh salad. Alexa, play Zachary Richard and Waylon Thibodeaux.

[neoplacebo]

Louisiana night at the O Really's tonight. Blackened Red Snapper (OK, so it was Pacific Red Snapper, but still very good), dirty rice, fresh salad. Alexa, play Zachary Richard and Waylon Thibodeaux.

Don't forget to slide in some Clifton Chenier......he's the king of zydeco.

[O Really]

Louisiana night at the O Really's tonight. Blackened Red Snapper (OK, so it was Pacific Red Snapper, but still very good), dirty rice, fresh salad. Alexa, play Zachary Richard and Waylon Thibodeaux.

Don't forget to slide in some Clifton Chenier......he's the king of zydeco.

Always on the playlist.

[neoplacebo]

You know.

[O Really]

You know.

Ol' Clifton Chenier has been gone a long time but his son CJ is still playing. I saw him several times at JazzFest.