Animals

[O Really]

"Anybody seen Neo lately?"
"Neobullwinkle?"

Most would likely consider that to be making light of a really sad incident.

[GoCubsGo]

Not a well man.

Nope, and now comes the desperate all caps, wimpy denial of his own post:

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WHAT THE FUCK?

YOU ARE SUCH A JERK, Useless!

"Anybody seen Neo lately? ... Neobullwinkle?" is your way of expressing the gravity of the incident? Riiight.

And all that sympathy for the Musher and her dogs was overwhelming.

[Vrede too]

And all that sympathy for the Musher and her dogs was overwhelming.

. . . and the slain moose.

[GoCubsGo]

And all that sympathy for the Musher and her dogs was overwhelming.

. . . and the slain moose.

As I've said before.

At what point does the question occur to someone that claims everyone else has a problem start to think maybe I'm the problem?

[O Really]

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

[Vrede too]

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

Yep. Even after being called out initially Useless doubles down on the "funny":

Nobody wants to get moose stomped!

Sad and terrifying for the women, but at least the dogs and moose weren't harmed.

[GoCubsGo]

Not a well man.

Nope, and now comes the desperate all caps, wimpy denial of his own post:

Now the part where he runs away and sulks for a few hours until he can't come up with a defensible retort and then resorts to the ad hominem attacks.

[neoplacebo]

Well, I don't consider that I've ever stomped anything unjustly. I don't stomp just for the hell of it; you have to earn my stomp. Same thing goes for vigorous fish slaps; they, too, must be earned.

[Ulysses]

Not a well man.

WHAT THE FUCK?

YOU ARE SUCH A JERK!

WHERE DID I SAY THIS WAS FUNNY?

Proof positive.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, wait, V2 already did.

[Ulysses]

"Anybody seen Neo lately?"
"Neobullwinkle?"

Most would likely consider that to be making light of a really sad incident.

No, it was making fun of Neo. Not of the poor dogs attacked by the elk.

Folks here seem to have limited comprehension.

[Ulysses]

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

And yet you all fawn over and cater to Neo's repeated assertions about all the animals he enjoys stomping.

What's up with that?

Are you all as sick, or sicker, than Neo?

[GoCubsGo]

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, wait, V2 already did.

Now the part where he runs away and sulks for a few hours until he can't come up with a defensible retort and then resorts to the ad hominem attacks.

Right on time.

[GoCubsGo]

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

And yet you all fawn over and cater to Neo's repeated assertions about all the animals he enjoys stomping.

What's up with that?

Are you all as sick, or sicker, than Neo?

Now the part where he runs away and sulks for a few hours until he can't come up with a defensible retort and then resorts to the ad hominem attacks.

At what point does the question occur to someone that claims everyone else has a problem start to think maybe I'm the problem?

Right on time.

[Ulysses]

Sluggo must be impotent. He can't seem to fuck himself.

[neoplacebo]

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

And yet you all fawn over and cater to Neo's repeated assertions about all the animals he enjoys stomping.

What's up with that?

Are you all as sick, or sicker, than Neo?

Bullshit. Nobody "fawns" over me or "caters" to me. I explained in another post to you just now that when I refer to stomping someone or something, it's a figurative term for my complete disgust with that person or thing. You have a deep and continuing problem of confusing hyperbolic comment with reality. For example, if you hear someone say "I'm gonna light a fire under his ass" would you panic and call the fire department or would you nod in understanding that in actuality no fire or asses are actually involved? Oh, shit, I hear sirens. You're an idiot.

[GoCubsGo]

Sluggo must be impotent. He can't seem to fuck himself.

Right on time.

Good doggie.

[Ulysses]

stomp
verb
uk
/stɒmp/ us
/stɑːmp/
[ I usually + adv/prep ]
to walk with intentionally heavy steps, especially as a way of showing that you are annoyed:
She stomped up the stairs and slammed her bedroom door.
He woke up in a bad mood and stomped off to the bathroom.
[ I or T ] US
(UK stamp)
to put a foot down on the ground hard and quickly, making a loud noise, often to show anger:
The little boy was stomping his foot and refusing to take his medicine.
She stood by the road, stomping her feet to stay warm.
I wish those people upstairs would stop stomping around.
Why did you stomp on that insect?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dic ... h/stomping

[GoCubsGo]

Amazing how someone can be a literalist when it comes to a figurative stomp and when literal suffering happens deflects to a figurative "it was just a joke" butthurt defense.

[neoplacebo]

Amazing how someone can be a literalist when it comes to a figurative stomp and when literal suffering happens deflects to a figurative "it was just a joke" butthurt defense.

Yeah PTSD (Post Traumatic Stomping Dementia) is certainly difficult to deal with. I don't think it's even covered by stomping insurance. sad

[Ulysses]

Amazing how someone can be a literalist when it comes to a figurative stomp and when literal suffering happens deflects to a figurative "it was just a joke" butthurt defense.

Again, Sluggo displays his comprehension deficiency.

Getting tiresome.