Animals

[GoCubsGo]

Like the wild wild west around here.

[Vrede too]

Like the wild wild west around here.

... The wayward animal's identity hasn't been confirmed, but some wonder if it's "Tyson the Bison." Tyson escaped last September while being unloaded at her new home at a farm in unincorporated Wauconda.

Since then, she has been seen in the area numerous times....

6 months, and there could be more than one?! Y'all need to spend more on animal control.

Great minds . . .
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... Bison Tyson?

Mike Bison.

[GoCubsGo]

Like the wild wild west around here.

... The wayward animal's identity hasn't been confirmed, but some wonder if it's "Tyson the Bison." Tyson escaped last September while being unloaded at her new home at a farm in unincorporated Wauconda.

Since then, she has been seen in the area numerous times....

6 months, and there could be more than one?! Y'all need to spend more on animal control.

Great minds . . .
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... Bison Tyson?

Mike Bison.

Wonder if they're distantly related.

[Ulysses]

The most dangerous animal on the planet:

[neoplacebo]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

[Vrede too]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

Think of the marketing opportunities:
Super-realistic dummy for the HOV lane;
Granny "chaperone" for a teen girl's bedroom;
Angry grandpa "scarekid" defending the lawn.

Speaking of dummies:

(post: childish gibberish)
(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.

[neoplacebo]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

Think of the marketing opportunities:
Super-realistic dummy for the HOV lane;
Granny "chaperone" for a teen girl's bedroom;
Angry grandpa "scarekid" defending the lawn.

Speaking of dummies:

(post: childish gibberish)
(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless. So much for "Ignored". You fail again. Plus, Useless, you've been busted too many times for anyone to believe you're not reading my posts, anyhow. It's just your excuse for cowering. Awww.

I am on the cusp of great success with this project. I will call my place Neomortality Emporium. The ads will say "now you don't have to part with your dearly departed."

[Vrede too]

I am on the cusp of great success with this project. I will call my place Neomortality Emporium. The ads will say "now you don't have to part with your dearly departed."

Your standard taxidermy service - Deerly Departed

[Ulysses]

Looks like that ash holes are out in force today.

[O Really]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

I think your idea has merit. Sort of a permanent "Bernie" exhibit. Or like stuffing and mounting Roy Rogers with Trigger. But you've got a little competition...
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germ ... 9P20150218

[GoCubsGo]

Yuk!

[Ulysses]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

You first, big boy.

[neoplacebo]

I've decided to start a human taxidermy operation. I figure a lot of people would rather have their deceased loved ones stuffed and mounted on a stand or placed in a relaxed posture in a chair than putting them in the ground or burning them up. I just think this concept has been neglected far too long.

I think your idea has merit. Sort of a permanent "Bernie" exhibit. Or like stuffing and mounting Roy Rogers with Trigger. But you've got a little competition...

I seem to remember that the Russians did some maintenance on Lenin or moved him some place a few years ago. I actually got my idea for this from the University of Tennessee's body farm in Knoxville. They solicit bodies to just leave out exposed to the elements as training for forensic investigators' training.

[O Really]

I seem to remember that the Russians did some maintenance on Lenin or moved him some place a few years ago. I actually got my idea for this from the University of Tennessee's body farm in Knoxville. They solicit bodies to just leave out exposed to the elements as training for forensic investigators' training.

Yeah, I know about the body farm. If they don't have Halloween events there, they should.

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local ... 2f164846ac

[GoCubsGo]

I seem to remember that the Russians did some maintenance on Lenin or moved him some place a few years ago. I actually got my idea for this from the University of Tennessee's body farm in Knoxville. They solicit bodies to just leave out exposed to the elements as training for forensic investigators' training.

Yeah, I know about the body farm. If they don't have Halloween events there, they should.

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local ... 2f164846ac

Again,

Yuk!

[Vrede too]

I think your idea has merit. Sort of a permanent "Bernie" exhibit. Or like stuffing and mounting Roy Rogers with Trigger. But you've got a little competition...
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germ ... 9P20150218
(Berlin has a new museum, with dead bodies)

Cool, thanks. I would visit that.

I seem to remember that the Russians did some maintenance on Lenin or moved him some place a few years ago. I actually got my idea for this from the University of Tennessee's body farm in Knoxville. They solicit bodies to just leave out exposed to the elements as training for forensic investigators' training.

Yeah, I know about the body farm. If they don't have Halloween events there, they should.

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local ... 2f164846ac

That's quite close to me. I'll contact them about donating.

Again,

Yuk!

Maybe they'll send a personalized e-post card to you for me. How ripe would you prefer?

[O Really]

Looks like neoplacebo's business is off to a good start.
https://www.complex.com/music/footage-s ... club-event

[Vrede too]

Looks like neoplacebo's business is off to a good start.
https://www.complex.com/music/footage-s ... club-event

MC neo's taxidermy business, represent!

[O Really]

The articles/comments on that event were largely critical yammering on disrespect whatever, but really - what's the difference in that and the standard open casket wake? If you're going to put a dead body on display, wouldn't it be better to use a natural setting? I've always thought the body display was yucky anyway.

[Vrede too]

The articles/comments on that event were largely critical yammering on disrespect whatever, but really - what's the difference in that and the standard open casket wake? If you're going to put a dead body on display, wouldn't it be better to use a natural setting? I've always thought the body display was yucky anyway.

Useless has a problem with "thug" zombies.
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