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Dude caught a fricking Goliath Grouper from the shore.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
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Dude caught a fricking Goliath Grouper from the shore.
So glad they released it. When I was a kid living in Florida they were called jewfish and can live 30 or 40 years.
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Floriderp.

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Floriderp.
And too stupid to recognize the irony.
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bannination wrote:
Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:30 pm
Floriderp.
They don't care. It's about oppressing women, not about protecting women or kids.


DeSantis Warns That Math Makes Children Gay

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Synagogue challenges Florida abortion law over religion

A new Florida law prohibiting abortion after 15 weeks with some exceptions violates religious freedom rights of Jews in addition to the state constitution's privacy protections, a synagogue claims in a lawsuit.

The lawsuit filed by the Congregation L'Dor Va-Dor of Boynton Beach contends the law that takes effect July 1 violates Jewish teachings, which state abortion “is required if necessary to protect the health, mental or physical well-being of the woman” and for other reasons.

“As such, the act prohibits Jewish women from practicing their faith free of government intrusion and this violates their privacy rights and religious freedom,” says the lawsuit, filed Friday in Leon County Circuit Court.

The lawsuit adds that people who “do not share the religious views reflected in the act will suffer" and that it “threatens the Jewish people by imposing the laws of other religions upon Jews.”

... DeSantis signed the law at an evangelical Christian church.

The new Florida abortion law, contains exceptions if the abortion is necessary to save a mother’s life, prevent serious injury or if the fetus has a fatal abnormality. It does not allow for exemptions in cases where pregnancies were caused by rape, incest or human trafficking.

Under current law, Florida allows abortions up to 24 weeks.

No faith is monolithic on the abortion issue. Yet many followers of faiths that do not prohibit abortion are aghast that a view held by a minority of Americans could supersede their individual rights and religious beliefs such as the position of Judaism as outlined in the lawsuit.

“This ruling would be outlawing abortion in cases when our religion would permit us,” said Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg, scholar in residence at the National Council of Jewish Women, “and it is basing its concepts of when life begins on someone else’s philosophy or theology.”
:---P God vs DeSantis and misogynist FL Repuqs.

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O Really wrote:
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:55 pm
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All Florida Men originated in New York City.
I checked, it's true.
May be. Only 35ish percent of Florida residents were born there, and 8% of the population did in fact move there from NY, though not necessarily the City - the highest percentage of any state. Nevertheless, I'd argue that Florida is perfectly capable of growing its own native "Florida Man", some of whom I've seen personally in the wild. Controlled breeding has been attempted, but the species seems to flourish in feral form.
Occasionally, it works in reverse:
Police arrest woman for pepper spraying group of young Asian women in Manhattan

The NYPD confirms they have made an arrest in a disturbing attack.

Police arrested a woman from Florida for pepper spraying a group of young Asian women in Manhattan last weekend.

Madeline Barker, 47, is facing several charges, which include hate crimes.

A woman sitting in a public plaza in the Meatpacking District on Saturday, hurled hateful language at the young women and then blasted them with pepper spray for no reason....

They say they were enjoying a warm Saturday afternoon catching up with friends and checking out the flower installations in the Meatpacking District. That's when a stranger, who had her back to them sitting on one of the large stones on 9th Avenue, picked an argument.

"She turned around and she was like, 'you guys are trying to harass me,'" one victim said.

"I said, we're not trying to bother you," another victim said.

One of the victims said she even apologized to the suspect.

"Like I'm sorry, I didn't intend to make you feel that way," the victim said.

The group started recording when the woman unleashed a racist tirade and pulled out a can of pepper spray.

"Saying like, go back to where you came from, you don't belong here," one victim said. "She pointed to an Asian bystander who was a man, we didn't know who he was, pointed at him and said take your (expletive) back to your country." ...
:wtf: They live there, she is from Florida. Oh well, lock her up.

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Vrede too wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 1:25 pm
O Really wrote:
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:55 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:00 pm
All Florida Men originated in New York City.
I checked, it's true.
May be. Only 35ish percent of Florida residents were born there, and 8% of the population did in fact move there from NY, though not necessarily the City - the highest percentage of any state. Nevertheless, I'd argue that Florida is perfectly capable of growing its own native "Florida Man", some of whom I've seen personally in the wild. Controlled breeding has been attempted, but the species seems to flourish in feral form.
Occasionally, it works in reverse:
Police arrest woman for pepper spraying group of young Asian women in Manhattan

The NYPD confirms they have made an arrest in a disturbing attack.

Police arrested a woman from Florida for pepper spraying a group of young Asian women in Manhattan last weekend.

Madeline Barker, 47, is facing several charges, which include hate crimes.

A woman sitting in a public plaza in the Meatpacking District on Saturday, hurled hateful language at the young women and then blasted them with pepper spray for no reason....

They say they were enjoying a warm Saturday afternoon catching up with friends and checking out the flower installations in the Meatpacking District. That's when a stranger, who had her back to them sitting on one of the large stones on 9th Avenue, picked an argument.

"She turned around and she was like, 'you guys are trying to harass me,'" one victim said.

"I said, we're not trying to bother you," another victim said.

One of the victims said she even apologized to the suspect.

"Like I'm sorry, I didn't intend to make you feel that way," the victim said.

The group started recording when the woman unleashed a racist tirade and pulled out a can of pepper spray.

"Saying like, go back to where you came from, you don't belong here," one victim said. "She pointed to an Asian bystander who was a man, we didn't know who he was, pointed at him and said take your (expletive) back to your country." ...
:wtf: They live there, she is from Florida. Oh well, lock her up.

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Toss in NJ, Connecticut and Illinois and you're well over 50%.
True Florida Crackers are disappearing as the NY transplants think they special after 2 generations.

True, she's from Florida, but did she move there a year ago?
More information on this Florida lady allegation.
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This crazy bitch would have no trouble determining if I were "harassing" her. I would make it clear right at the start.

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Somebody wrote all over that poor man's face while he was sleeping.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:17 pm
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Somebody wrote all over that poor man's face while he was sleeping.
Wild guess: It was an anarchist.

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Vrede too wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 8:08 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:17 pm
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Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:01 pm
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Somebody wrote all over that poor man's face while he was sleeping.
Wild guess: It was an anarchist.
Nah, it was Don Jr. practicing with daddy's Sharpie.

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Deputies: Central Florida pastor performed sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

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Eww. Will this be another "religious liberty" issue? Heh-heh "issue" (unintended). :wave:

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Tue Jun 28, 2022 12:48 pm
Deputies: Central Florida pastor performed sex act on himself on Starbucks patio

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Eww. Will this be another "religious liberty" issue? Heh-heh "issue" (unintended). :wave:
Probably one of the religious types Boebert wants in charge.
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Probably one of the religious types Boebert wants in charge.
Idk, it was at an elitist Starbucks rather than a 'Murican bowling alley.

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Nutjobs say he's being "tried in the press" and want to install him as Secretary of the Interior so he can clear his name. Many believe he can.

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Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:41 pm
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Homeowner who fired AK-47-style rifle at intruders won’t be charged, Florida cops say

... It happened around 9:30 p.m July 7 at a home just outside Pensacola.
Good job, billy.pilgrim, that must have been scary. Why didn't you tell us?
... Eight seconds later, video shows the three suspects frantically running from the home as shots ring out.

They scramble to a vehicle in the driveway — where a fourth person was waiting — then speed away. In the process, the driver ran into a mailbox, the sheriff’s office said.
Sorry about your mailbox.
Three of the four suspects have been identified. A fourth person showed up later that night at a hospital with a non-life-threatening gunshot wound to the head, and detectives are investigating whether that case is related, officials said.
An AK-47 and you only grazed one of them? Someone needs more range time....

More seriously, “The victim’s pistol fell to the ground and was picked up by one of the invaders."

As is so often the case the victim was thaaat close to being shot by his own gun. A gun in the home INCREASES the danger to owner and family, not decreases it. He was very lucky to get away. Then, he unloaded his AK-47 on 3 targets and only managed to graze one of them. Meanwhile, he has no clue where his other bullets went, and could easily have shot a passerby or neighbor.

Defending oneself and home is no crime, but doing it so very ineptly ought to be.
Odd chase involving fugitive on lawnmower ends with him being tased, Florida cops say

A strange police chase involving a riding lawnmower came to an abrupt halt on the Florida Panhandle when deputies “tased” the driver, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. It happened around 9:30 a.m. Saturday, July 9, in the unincorporated Holt community, marking the second time this year deputies have reported chasing the resourceful suspect. Holt is about 40 miles northeast of Pensacola.
You miss having a lawn, don't you?

Ouch, those tasers hurt, don't they?
The chase “lasted about 17 seconds,” the sheriff’s office told McClatchy News.
Pretty lame flight.
... Sixteen charges have been filed in the case, including: “... carrying a concealed handcuff key ... among others,” officials said.
I've done that, never had a clue that it's illegal. 1312.

These are NOT billy.pilgrim . . . probably:

Suspect loses pants in manhunt, continues his escape while naked, Florida cops say

Indecent exposure case reported by woman visiting grave at Florida cemetery, cops say

Florida, you keep being you.

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Vrede too wrote:
Thu Jul 14, 2022 9:30 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:41 pm
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Homeowner who fired AK-47-style rifle at intruders won’t be charged, Florida cops say

... It happened around 9:30 p.m July 7 at a home just outside Pensacola.
Good job, billy.pilgrim, that must have been scary. Why didn't you tell us?
... Eight seconds later, video shows the three suspects frantically running from the home as shots ring out.

They scramble to a vehicle in the driveway — where a fourth person was waiting — then speed away. In the process, the driver ran into a mailbox, the sheriff’s office said.
Sorry about your mailbox.
Three of the four suspects have been identified. A fourth person showed up later that night at a hospital with a non-life-threatening gunshot wound to the head, and detectives are investigating whether that case is related, officials said.
An AK-47 and you only grazed one of them? Someone needs more range time....

More seriously, “The victim’s pistol fell to the ground and was picked up by one of the invaders."

As is so often the case the victim was thaaat close to being shot by his own gun. A gun in the home INCREASES the danger to owner and family, not decreases it. He was very lucky to get away. Then, he unloaded his AK-47 on 3 targets and only managed to graze one of them. Meanwhile, he has no clue where his other bullets went, and could easily have shot a passerby or neighbor.

Defending oneself and home is no crime, but doing it so very ineptly ought to be.
Odd chase involving fugitive on lawnmower ends with him being tased, Florida cops say

A strange police chase involving a riding lawnmower came to an abrupt halt on the Florida Panhandle when deputies “tased” the driver, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. It happened around 9:30 a.m. Saturday, July 9, in the unincorporated Holt community, marking the second time this year deputies have reported chasing the resourceful suspect. Holt is about 40 miles northeast of Pensacola.
You miss having a lawn, don't you?

Ouch, those tasers hurt, don't they?
The chase “lasted about 17 seconds,” the sheriff’s office told McClatchy News.
Pretty lame flight.
... Sixteen charges have been filed in the case, including: “... carrying a concealed handcuff key ... among others,” officials said.
I've done that, never had a clue that it's illegal. 1312.

These are NOT billy.pilgrim . . . probably:

Suspect loses pants in manhunt, continues his escape while naked, Florida cops say

Indecent exposure case reported by woman visiting grave at Florida cemetery, cops say

Florida, you keep being you.
With pictures of Dusty's wild lawnmower ride and his earlier escape by diving into the swamp from a stolen boat.

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida- ... -lawnmower

Now this is a true Florida Man story. Dusty is a true Cracker.
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billy.pilgrim wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:36 pm
With pictures of Dusty's wild lawnmower ride and his earlier escape by diving into the swamp from a stolen boat.

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida- ... -lawnmower

Now this is a true Florida Man story. Dusty is a true Cracker.
Not very smart to stay in the same county where he was wanted for the boat theft . . . but he did stay free for 7 months. :headscratch:

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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:00 pm
billy.pilgrim wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:36 pm
With pictures of Dusty's wild lawnmower ride and his earlier escape by diving into the swamp from a stolen boat.

https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida- ... -lawnmower

Now this is a true Florida Man story. Dusty is a true Cracker.
Not very smart to stay in the same county where he was wanted for the boat theft . . . but he did stay free for 7 months. :headscratch:
Didn't I say, a "true" Florida Man story?
The real ones mostly start with, "Not very smart".
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