Tim Walz:
Coach Potatotown:
"DESERTED" - Lie from a man that avoided all service
"ABANDON" - Likely half-truth
"BOYS'" - Lacking context
"#TamponTim" - Mocking a very good thing
Oooh, Potatotown is sooo sensitive
... Tuberville resorting to the lowbrow attacks other conservatives have lobbed at Walz over the past few weeks seems to have proved Walz’s point. Plus, Tuberville’s record hasn’t done him any favors, either. He couldn’t identify the three branches of government in a 2020 interview, and last year he blocked hundreds of military promotions for almost a year to protest reimbursing soldiers traveling out of state for abortions, only to give up and concede defeat.
During that one-man debacle, Tuberville complained about a weaker military, failing to realize that his effort was contributing to the problem, and also lost the respect of his Republican colleagues for his futile effort. He mocked President Biden’s age and walk despite having his own stumble, trip, and fall down some stairs. He has even lied about the details of his own father’s military service in World War II.
In his short political career, Tuberville has already made several blunders, which still haven’t humbled him. Perhaps he should remember the adage, “Better to be silent and thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
... The governor’s children, Gus and Hope Walz, are 17 and 23 respectively. Hope Walz has helped make her father a hit with Gen Z, appearing in multiple fun dad-daughter videos that enhance his reputation as a lovable Midwestern dad....
Parkland survivor/activist:
David Hogg
Love this
Raise your hands if your kids would do this to you too
This family’s normie vibes are just off the fcking charts
i am obsessed with this entire family.
I like VPs who raised kids that give him bunny ears at his party’s national convention.
Harris-Walz is the most relatable Presidential ticket in history. #dnc
More at the link. A still should be used for the official portrait.
Examples:
BREAKING: It’s been confirmed that Tim Walz regularly tells relatives on phone calls that “Gwen sends her love” despite no indication of her having done so.
When will his deceit end?
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Patrick Monahan
@pattymo
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Aug 24
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS: Tim Walz wearing crown that proclaims him “Burger King” despite having no such title
Examples:
BREAKING: It’s been confirmed that Tim Walz regularly tells relatives on phone calls that “Gwen sends her love” despite no indication of her having done so.
When will his deceit end?
Quote
Patrick Monahan
@pattymo
·
Aug 24
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS: Tim Walz wearing crown that proclaims him “Burger King” despite having no such title
Examples:
BREAKING: It’s been confirmed that Tim Walz regularly tells relatives on phone calls that “Gwen sends her love” despite no indication of her having done so.
When will his deceit end?
Quote
Patrick Monahan
@pattymo
·
Aug 24
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS: Tim Walz wearing crown that proclaims him “Burger King” despite having no such title
It's fun to mock them, but the deluge of GQP screeching about moronic trivialities and inventions can hurt.
Ann Ann Ann, you got owned. Don't be weird about it.
I would be more excited to see him speak than I would Kamala. That's probably common - VP candidates (and their wives) get the more interesting attack dog role.
BREAKING: In a stunningly senile moment, Donald Trump forgets that Tim Walz is running for Vice President, and that he isn’t currently the Vice President. It’s clear Donald Trump is too old to run for President. Retweet so all Americans see this.
Trump is slurring his words, is incoherent, and misstating the facts. Let’s do this guy a favor and send him to retirement.
Glad to see he knows what the future brings! Kamala for the win!
Acyn
Trump: But I was very happy because I got the endorsement of the Vice President's family. And I got the endorsement of the Vice President's brother. Barack Hussein Obama’s brother endorsed me
A stiff, slurring Trump makes multiple references to Tim Walz already being the vice president. Unless he thinks Kamala Harris has a secret brother nobody knows about. Also, "Hussein."
Mocking a very good thing
My bad.
I would be more excited to see him speak than I would Kamala. That's probably common - VP candidates (and their 
Congrats, VP Walz!