A Florida Man...
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If there's no formal process they're just going to dump on the school board, anyhow. Either way, it's the strength of the school system and the rest of us that stops the unwarranted micromanagement.
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Well, that didn't take long... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/miami- ... &ocid=iehpO Really wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:07 pmOn first glance, I thought Florida's new law requiring prosecutors to prove that a shooter was NOT defending himself was crazy.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-flor ... SKBN19033X
Then, I gave it a little thought as to what the impact of the law could be. And decided it was not just crazy, but totally bat-shit insane and will get a lot of people shot and the shooters get off "Scott free."
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Goddamn worthless trash. Not fit to live themselves.
Proudly Telling It Like It Is: In Your Face! Whether You Like It Or Not!
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More Florida idiocy
He didn’t like the AT&T trucks parked in front of his home. So he shot them.
Original blurred photo:
He didn’t like the AT&T trucks parked in front of his home. So he shot them.
Original blurred photo:
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Honey, NOW do you think it's time to stop smoking? http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/bre ... story.html
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No, Honey, but I do think it's time to find a husband that knows how to turn the grill off and to close and disconnect the propane tank before transport.O Really wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:40 amHoney, NOW do you think it's time to stop smoking? http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/bre ... story.html
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Honey, I've always wanted a car with a turret.
billy.pilgrim, do let us know that you're alright.
billy.pilgrim, do let us know that you're alright.
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As some wise person (guy?) said in another thread, "bizarre accidents happen all the time..."
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I use charcoal.
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That narrows it down to Seth.
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A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
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1312. ETTD.
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1312. ETTD.
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Seen elsewhere:
Kia is going to get sued for that. Driving down the highway in a station wagon with a BBQ inside, the propane tank open and the grill turned on.... In Florida that's a Freedom of Religion issue. There should be Florida-specific sensors that can respond to explosions within the car.I love how the car’s sensors basically did a giant “WHAT THE FUCK!!” and blew all the airbags at once, essentially accelerating the car’s explosion.
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There should be special sensors that shut down the car when "a Florida Man" attempts to drive. Some FM's can be identified by the trucker cap and the wife-beater shirts, but a disturbing number look quite normal. Must be the mercury in the fish or something. Used to be we were afraid of getting too close to q-tips driving Crown Vics. Now it's "Florida Men."
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Maybe it was the concrete pole that they ran into that did that? I'm not sure if doing so is also a Freedom of Religion issue. Plus, "accelerating the car’s explosion" would take some pretty complex calculations to determine validity.I love how the car’s sensors basically did a giant “WHAT THE FUCK!!” and blew all the airbags at once, essentially accelerating the car’s explosion.
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We elected a tea bagger who was involved in stealing two billion or so from Medicare, so why not the second in command of the Fraternal Order of Alt-Knights, the “military division” of Gavin McInnes’ Proud Boys and admitted Holocaust denier who concludes speeches with the declaration, “Hail Death,” Augustus Sol Invictus for Senate.
His 2016 libertarian campaign raised eyebrows because of his bizarre, theatrical manner and his past promotion of eugenics and bloody civil war. This time he's going full repug
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/201 ... rce=EOACLK
His 2016 libertarian campaign raised eyebrows because of his bizarre, theatrical manner and his past promotion of eugenics and bloody civil war. This time he's going full repug
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/201 ... rce=EOACLK
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Florida Stripper Kills Partner, Stabs Him In Eyes And Shoves Wood In Throat
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-stri ... 57475.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-stri ... 57475.html
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And those aren't the strangest details in the article.
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True, but you've gotta admit the headline is catchy, what with the gay/trans partner feeding him wood.
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A Florida (wo)man...
Bikini-Clad Drunk Woman Bites Man's Fishing Line, Gets Arrested: Authorities
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Bikini-Clad Drunk Woman Bites Man's Fishing Line, Gets Arrested: Authorities
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bikini-clad- ... 00730.html